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Amateur Snark Journalist. Unlicensed Private Investigator looking for work. Failed Grade School Teacher & Lifeguard. Married to a lovely Prison Therapist.

Ohio, formerly Michiganistan
Joined October 2024
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“What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.” #RichardAllen #Delphi
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A 2nd Carolina has gone woke
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son every fucking result is like: Hitlerville Trump +66.2 Democrat: 51.1 Republican: 48.9 steve kornacki: I have never fuckign seen this in my life
HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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U.S. Senate candidate @AbdulElSayed (D-MI) to opponent Mike Rogers (R-MI): "Enjoy your retirement...you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope. May we never have to see the likes of you in this state again."
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Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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HE DID NOT JUST FUCKING DO THAT LMAOOOOOOO
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DUDE WIPES™️ are now THEY/THEM WIPES™️ until further notice.
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El-Sayed: "Mike, enjoy your retirement ... you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope ... JD, habibi -- there is this delicious irony in the fact that you are constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
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And so it was.
Praying for the United States today. Let God's will be done.
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We did in fact "stick it to em!"
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Stevens singing her ahh off 😭😭😭
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Neera on the flute hahahahah
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Rep. Mike Lawler has officially lost his election in New York. Earlier this year, he tried to pass a resolution in Congress formally condemning Hasan Piker. Another opp is now gone
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“Before I do anything, I want to tell Haley Stevens. Thank you for leaving the Democratic Party and uniting the party”
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🔵 El-Sayed wins the Michigan Senate race
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Ethan Klein’s marriage got completely destroyed and peace on earth started happening
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genuinely a beautiful thing to see dinosaurs like susan collins hit by the electoral asteroid today
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If you're curious about the vibes at Vivek Ramaswamy's watch party:
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Woke 2 is here we're making Haley Stevens and Jason Turkish MUSLIM.
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Good to know that everyone in Lansing and Grand Ledge are still living with their parents lmao
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