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Amateur Snark Journalist. Unlicensed Private Investigator looking for work. Failed Grade School Teacher & Lifeguard. Married to a lovely Prison Therapist.

Ohio, formerly Michiganistan
Joined October 2024
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A 2nd Carolina has gone woke
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son every fucking result is like: Hitlerville Trump +66.2 Democrat: 51.1 Republican: 48.9 steve kornacki: I have never fuckign seen this in my life
HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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U.S. Senate candidate @AbdulElSayed (D-MI) to opponent Mike Rogers (R-MI): "Enjoy your retirement...you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope. May we never have to see the likes of you in this state again."
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Chief Kief tha PLANT retweeted
Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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HE DID NOT JUST FUCKING DO THAT LMAOOOOOOO
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DUDE WIPES™️ are now THEY/THEM WIPES™️ until further notice.
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El-Sayed: "Mike, enjoy your retirement ... you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope ... JD, habibi -- there is this delicious irony in the fact that you are constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
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Chief Kief tha PLANT retweeted
And so it was.
Praying for the United States today. Let God's will be done.
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We did in fact "stick it to em!"
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Stevens singing her ahh off 😭😭😭
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Neera on the flute hahahahah
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Rep. Mike Lawler has officially lost his election in New York. Earlier this year, he tried to pass a resolution in Congress formally condemning Hasan Piker. Another opp is now gone
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“Before I do anything, I want to tell Haley Stevens. Thank you for leaving the Democratic Party and uniting the party”
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🔵 El-Sayed wins the Michigan Senate race
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Ethan Klein’s marriage got completely destroyed and peace on earth started happening
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genuinely a beautiful thing to see dinosaurs like susan collins hit by the electoral asteroid today
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If you're curious about the vibes at Vivek Ramaswamy's watch party:
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It's officially Woke 2. We're replacing Pat McAfee on College GameDay with Ms Rachel
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I NEED YALL TO LOCK TF IN
🚨‼️ TO ANYONE DOOMING ABOUT MICHIGAN, PLEASE REMEMBER: - We are notoriously slow. - All rural counties that are Republican have high reporting of votes, while more Democratic and dense areas still have low reporting. This is about as best as it's going to get for Mike Rogers. JUST HOLD ON.
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