@TwoYdsandaCloud

Lance Lynn cussin enthusiast. Curator of Matt Luke Scoreboard Starin’ photographs. I support properly made cornbread.

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Joined January 2012
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Skyrizi earned FDA approval in 2019, so the soonest we could have a college football recruit named Skyrizi is ~2035, assuming Skyrizi was named that at birth and would emerge onto the national crootin’ scene at age 16. Just something to keep on your radar in the 2030s and beyond.
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Audible “Hotty toddy” coming through on the broadcast. Well done, Rebs.
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Michael Borkey@MichaelBorkeyOct 24
Have you seen modern day Motley Crue concert videos? That’s what watching this Oklahoma offense is like
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Cody Campbell’s kryptonite is apparently things that come from Cincinnati
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Andy Staples
@AndyStaplesOct 23
“Hey Gemini, if Florida starts its backup QB, how can we still lose?”
Brandon Marcello
@bmarcelloOct 23
Texas is all in on AI. The school is launching Bevo Lab, a 25,000-square-foot sports AI hub, and coaches are already quizzing Google’s Gemini about opponents. @kirkgoldsberry: “The biggest mystery here is why did it take so freaking long for this to happen at a university?”
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Matt Brown
@MattBrownEPOct 23
If you're seeking a discrete partnership with the CIA to overthrow a government, please email [email protected].
Secretary Marco Rubio
@SecRubioOct 23
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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He’s always in my thoughts
Red Cup Rebellion@RedCupRebellionOct 23
But when will Randy Kennedy return?
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Finally, we have video evidence of the universe’s response to Lane Kiffin’s “Get your popcorn ready” comment.
Just my opinion
@CTopiniononlyOct 23
Awesome
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Bunkie Perkins@BunkiePerkinsOct 23
My Chemical Throwmance
TJ Riddell@RealTJRiddellOct 23
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Saints fans been trying to tell you about the Falcons for years but nobody wanted to listen
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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CHGO Bulls@CHGO_BullsOct 21
What a beautiful tribute to Stacey King from @adamamin❤️
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HR at an institution of higher learning that I previously worked for would routinely fail job searches for advisor positions because they (and their system) didn’t understand what some of the words in the preferred qualifications actually meant.
Upstate Federalist@upstatefederlstOct 20
Ahem.
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Same HR that denied me a raise approved by my boss and my boss’s boss because they claimed I didn’t have the requisite experience. Turned out they only evaluated job titles on CVs to determine experience and basically ignored everything else on the CV.
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HR routinely makes hiring and retaining employees way harder than it would be if HR simply stopped existing.
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Jared Duke@jaredukeOct 19
Cole Cubelic
@colecubelicOct 18
Pete Golding has 5 wins vs AP top-25 teams in 9 career games as a HC... Tied with Barry Switzer in 1973 for fewest total games by a head coach before defeating 5 ranked opponents.
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Bunkie Perkins@BunkiePerkinsOct 17
And that, boy and girls, is why Chambliss beat Simmons out last year. Simmons has all the talent in the world but zero juice once he gets away from the script. Chambliss is just a baller at all times.
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Hell of a statement from the defense. Hotty fucking toddy
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The current crop of students have some bad Landshark form. Gotta get that shit cleaned up. Out there looking like a British salute.
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Lacy’s so damn good
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LSU remains undefeated in hypothetical games
Will Rosenblatt
@rozenwillOct 11
LSU would beat Ole Miss and Kentucky on a neutral field
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4 seems low for an undefeated team xitter.cf/rozenwill/status/21104…
Will Rosenblatt
@rozenwillOct 14
My latest SEC power rankings I have LSU at 4 Kentucky at 10 lsutigerswire.usatoday.com/s…

SEC Power Rankings: Georgia takes top spot, LSU remains top five

The SEC football power rankings continue to shift. Georgia takes the top spot after beating Alabama. Where does LSU rank after losing to Kentucky?

lsutigerswire.usatoday.com
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