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Tom

@UKTomm
Joined April 2008
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Hey @Conservatives, fixed it for you.
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@Conservatives6 Sep 2019
Hey @KFC_UKI, we’ve found an even bigger chicken than you.
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🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am?"
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ELECTION UPDATE: Working class people that voted for the "Let the bodies pile high" party this morning.
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Matt Hancock: found guilty of handing pandemic contracts to his mates British journalists:
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Neva@vnevah6 Sep 2018
Today marks a year since I paid nearly £200 to be told my dog was faking struggling to breathe in order to be carried.
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Dear America. We have your president. If you do not send us $30,000,000, in unmarked bills, by 2000 hours BST on Friday, we will let him return to you.
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LOOOOOOOOL ffs
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I've watched this GIF at least 100 times now, cry-laughing the entire time.
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Jeremy 'Stalin' Corbyn really does have some explaining to do now it's clear he gave Czech spies information about Margaret Thatcher's breakfast independent.co.uk/voices/jer…
So they changed the law in Oregon to let people pump their own gas and the Facebook comments on the news story are amazing.
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Typically busy "January gym" today, which meant I had to wait quite a while to use my favourite machine. On the plus side, when I finally got on it, it accidentally dispensed two Kit Kats.
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NHS makes undisclosed settlement to Richard Branson's Virgin Care after legal dispute independent.co.uk/news/healt…
Two men on my train are laughing at a group of young Star Wars fans because they've dressed up as their favourite characters to go and see the film. The two men are on their way to watch Arsenal, and are both wearing Arsenal shirts.
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Humans don’t deserve dogs. Case in point: I’m a jerk.
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He's making a list, And checking it twice, You're gonna find number 8 Very hard to believe. Santa Clause is working for Buzzfeed.
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