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It took me a lot of hard work to finally become an unwed alcoholic shut-in
You’re literally an unwed alcoholic shut-in
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I had to consult the ancient texts for this one
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ZYNTERNET
i keep coming across frat boy twitter or something? literally what is happening
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TECHNICALLY BURNERVERSE BUT ALL ROADS LEAD TO ZYNTERNET AND THEN ????
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I love posting on Instagram once every six months to a year
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the memoir is gonna be tea there’s sooo much i can’t tell you right now
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GREAT NOW BOATS HAVE MORGELLONS
𝘪’𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 (2026)
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he was Yokurked
Yesterday, a masked far-left thug cowardly hurled yoghurt at @NickTenconi while he sat peacefully at our free speech stand at KCL. Imagine being so consumed by hatred that you resort to attacking someone simply for expressing views you disagree with. These extremists have been emboldened by leftist politicians who turn a blind eye to their intimidation and excuse their behaviour. No one should have to face abuse for exercising their right to free speech. Political violence is utterly disgraceful and must never be tolerated.
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I realize it may not be common knowledge that in 2008 before Glee, Lea Michele debuted her Anthony Bordain inspired travel show where she traveled from Manhattan to Queens as a “borough travel junkie” for exactly one (1) episode that has been mostly scrubbed from the internet
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thank u clairo
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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CHARLI XCX MIXTAPE FROM 2011
explain your username.
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DANIELA WHEN SHE WORKED AT SWEET T*MATOES
I hate working 70 hrs a week until I see that $267.85 direct deposit hit 🙏
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just heard kitana by princess nokia on an ig story
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I'M SO IN LOVE THAT I MIGHT STOP BREATHING DREW A MAP ON YOUR BEDROOM CEILING NO I DIDN'T SEE THE NEWS CAUSE WE WERE SOMEWHERE ELSE STUMBLED DOWN PRETEND ALLEYWAYS CHEAP WINE MAKE BELIEVE IT'S CHAMPAGNE I WAS TAKEN BY THE VIEW LIKE WE WERE IN PARIS
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YOUR EX FRIEND'S SISTER MET SOMEONE AT A CLUB AND HE KISSED HER TURNS OUT IT WAS THAT GUY YOU HOOKED UP WITH AGES AGO SOME WANNA BE Z LISTER AND THE OUTFITS WERE TERRIBLE 2003 UNBEARABLE DID YOU SEE THE PHOTOS NO I DIDN'T BUT THANKS THOUGH.....
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