acquired taste // secret ballot coeditor

Washington, DC
Joined November 2021
"you tweet too much" ok would you tell leonardo dicaprio he painted too much?
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all this sympathy is just a knife
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Real active love is always particular—for a partciular person, at a particular time and place, in particular circumstances.
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Growing up, one of the fanciest spots around was a Ruth's Chris Steak House. Nothing touches the mystique of that place. Who was Ruth? Who was Chris? Who was Chris to Ruth? Was a Chris Steak House a kind of steakhouse known only to members of high society? Obama wouldn't get it.
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can all my friends please take this
The medieval poets did not believe that the heavens fatalistically determined our future, but they did believe they each had a character that influenced the spiritual climate. Take my short quiz to find out which sphere you most naturally belong to! mythicmindfellowship.com/sph…
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Holy fucking shit
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found something for your girl
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i’m in Pennsylvania rn participating in deep autumn americana and have just learned that they are having NFL games in EUROPE now??? steelers in PARIS? to make more money? as if they don’t already have money??? this is anti american
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they put a football player on an airplane with TWO pulmonary embolisms??????!
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I love Job for many reasons, but mainly because it does a very clever jujitsu move on you as a reader. You start out thinking you've seen behind the curtain -- the scene in heaven w/ God & Satan making bets about Job. So then after Job's trials, as his four friends come visit him to give their theories of why Job is in the predicament he's in, you've got your own little theory based on the opening scene, right? You're essentially the fifth friend who has their own read of the situation. Then God comes in at the end and is like, "all your theories are wrong. None of you were there at The Beginning, and none of you know enough of the real backstory to really understand what's happening here. None of you can actually tame the chaos monster and organize all the things into a coherent whole. Only I can do that." You, the reader, think God is calling out Job and maybe his four friends. But He's calling you out, too. You, the reader, are in the same boat as Job and his four friends. You think you have enough info about what is going on with Job because you saw the opening scene in heaven, but actually you're just as clueless and limited as the story's characters. So the opener of the story is actually a trap, and the conclusion springs it on you. You think you have the backstory via some special perspective, but you're just like all the other confused people in the story. You don't really know and you're not ever going to know, either. Job's lesson is that not only does God not owe you a theodicy (so stop expecting one), but even if you could see into the unseen realm you still wouldn't have a clue. You're never going to have enough information to put the whole, chaotic picture together in some satisfactory way. It's never going to all hang together in a coherent way that makes sense. In some ways, I think Job is a coming of age story. This is one of things you learn in midlife -- that the pieces actually didn't ever fit together like you once thought they did, and the fact that it used to make coherent sense to you says more about who you were in that phase of life than it does about any larger meaning behind the events themselves. The Job story is literally yelling at you that you cannot organize the chaos of life events into a coherent "why" -- it's simply beyond you. That you once thought you could was the arrogance of youth. God is actually the only one strong enough to tame the chaos monster & split its carcass into a neat, ordered, coherent structure. This isn't the answer anyone wants, but it's the only answer that's telling you like it is. Anyway, Job is a great book. The haters are wrong. I like it because I don't like to be lied to.
was invited to a signal gc called Jobchat but contrary to what you might expect it turned out to be a Book of Job reading group
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romans 8 too… wow
reading Job for the first time in years. this is so real
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reading Job for the first time in years. this is so real
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i got mercury wing venus which is kind of like aries sun libra moon.. though i suspect i was suppressing some of my martian traits in taking this quiz
The medieval poets did not believe that the heavens fatalistically determined our future, but they did believe they each had a character that influenced the spiritual climate. Take my short quiz to find out which sphere you most naturally belong to! mythicmindfellowship.com/sph…
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So clearly he should be reserved for homoerotic villain
He would nail it btw
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Incredible label on this maple syrup I just bought
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The Invite is sort of like if Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf was reconstructed from elder millennial TikTok tropes by people who think the audience is as stupid as they are.
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my throat chakra kinda blocked rn i cant riff with people or write fluidly
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5 mins into thrifting in central PA and already found two 100% silk dresses
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my best friends cat will burrow her head down and wrap her paws around you when she’s napping 😭❤️ i’ve never seen a cat do this
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