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Peter Parker

@ULTSpiderMan_

Arriving on time to save lives, but not for class. With the wonderful miss Pryde @UltKitty

 New York City
Joined March 2012
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Thor Odinson@Ult_Thor27 Sep 2012
'Tis a good day when the good Captain has been chosen by the people to lead their country.
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Why was Fury wearing that pink wig?.. #4thwallin
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I'm gonna grind your face on the #4thWall if you keep peaking over it,Spider-Dork.
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Twitter is a lot like high school, except the spelling is worse.
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Mr. Popo@PopoTheAbyss3 Jun 2012
Hiii....
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remington@ne0ncowboy3 Jun 2012
What does Captain America call boobs?
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Mr. Popo@PopoTheAbyss3 Jun 2012
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA
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Kitty Pryde@UltKitty1 Jun 2012
Work dem webs.
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Kitty Pryde@UltKitty1 Jun 2012
Nobody can beat our sexy. Not even ourselves. -laughs and snorts-
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Bieber vs Glass? GLASS WINS. BRUTALITY. FLAWLESS VICTORY. Now...FINISH HIM.
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Kitty Pryde@UltKitty31 May 2012
#MentionSomeoneYouLove @ULTSpiderMan_
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Shanks@CrimsonYonko28 May 2012
#ThingsThatMakeYouSayWTF: Loki's face.
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Ultimate Peter has longer hair than Jess.
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Oh yeah! I do. I turn my hand into a racket and throw balls at people. Heh. #DoubleMeaning.
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Yeah, mock with my height. REAL SMOOTH, SPIDEY'S WRITER, REAL SMOOTH!
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#FF Stop trying to do the Impossible. Smiling is a No-no. @ULTSpiderman_
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@UltSpiderman_ This is not exactly how I do things, but it's a start. youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrw…
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Mr. Popo@PopoTheAbyss22 May 2012
In the Saw movies if you listen closely you can hear PoPo's laugh
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Jeph Loeb logic: Hey guys, i/the viewers don't like story arcs that span multiple episodes. SO LET'S KILL HALF OF THE HEROES!
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Kitty Pryde@UltKitty22 May 2012
Yep my boyfriend was bitten by an awkward radioactive spider.
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