Longhorns, Astros, dumb jokes, bourbon. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Man of some people. Wishing everything was better.
Joined October 2012
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Ulysses S. Cocksman retweeted
hello friends while you are taking in the Good Football today, perhaps the spirit will move you to donate to the American Heart Association to support my dear friend Anna, a congenital heart defect survivor.
www2.heart.org/goto/AnnasHea…
Ulysses S. Cocksman retweeted
It’s hard to appreciate how unforgivingly fucked up our health care system is until you have to engage with it in a meaningful way.
Meanwhile, most of government is consumed by boogeymen.
Ulysses S. Cocksman retweeted
Might as well call Caitlin Clark the Washington Post, because Mulkey doesn’t have an answer for her yet.
Ulysses S. Cocksman retweeted
ACC members are joining LIV
The ACC still hasn't held conference call w/bowl partners, sources told @ActionNetworkHQ. Teams available: Notre Dame, NC State, Louisville, Clemson, North Carolina, Miami & Virginia Tech. Bowls w/openings: Pop-Tarts, Gator, Holiday, Duke's Mayo, Pinstripe, Sun & Military
Ulysses S. Cocksman retweeted
I can't believe I have to wait three months to share this picture of Joe Camel caroling with his boys
Ulysses S. Cocksman retweeted
this person took a Lyft with their cat to the vet and the driver drove off with the cat still in the car. please boost and tweet @lyft until they cooperate with the investigation. if you're near Austin, TX please keep an eye out for this cat/her carrier. this is a nightmare
Ulysses S. Cocksman retweeted
My son has a thousand gorgeous angles and the pic that gets traction makes him look like he was born playing darts. In 1957. Looking like he just got some bad news about a tractor trailer his nephew was minding for him. With a face like my dad's when I tell him about my podcast.
