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Ulysses S. Cocksman

@USCocksman

Longhorns, Astros, dumb jokes, bourbon. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Man of some people. Wishing everything was better.

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Joined October 2012
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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman23 Nov 2024
hello friends while you are taking in the Good Football today, perhaps the spirit will move you to donate to the American Heart Association to support my dear friend Anna, a congenital heart defect survivor. www2.heart.org/goto/AnnasHea…
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hello friends while you are taking in the Good Football today, perhaps the spirit will move you to donate to the American Heart Association to support my dear friend Anna, a congenital heart defect survivor. www2.heart.org/goto/AnnasHea…
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if you do i will say something very nice about you and your team in front of everyone
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tell your children and grandchildren where you were when you watched silas bolden invent the unfair catch today
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fairly certain of it at this point
Ulysses S. Cocksman (@USCocksman) profile pictureUlysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman12 Oct 2024
can only assume that silas bolden did a mountain of medicinal grade cocaine and decided to be a legend today
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if texas goes to the hurry up there’s still time for one more ou fumble
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can only assume that silas bolden did a mountain of medicinal grade cocaine and decided to be a legend today
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MY GOD THE BALLS ON GARY PETTIS
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ok but now the braves should have to play a doubleheader against the tigers
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same
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Collin (@CopierCollin) profile pictureCollin@CopierCollin30 Sep 2024
In honor of this I will post my favorite Win Probability chart :
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hello! have you had several bourbons? are you in a headspace to spend money frivolously online? go spend it at a food bank and tell @CoachJayArnold about it to prove longhorns moral high ground
Ulysses S. Cocksman (@USCocksman) profile pictureUlysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman27 Sep 2024
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just donate to a food bank and send a shot of the receipt to your buddy @CoachJayArnold with your school affiliation. centraltexasfoodbank.org has full matching right now, just sayin
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did you know texas is leading? do you want that to continue? does it enrage you? well friend get your supple ass in the game tonight
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who am i to complain but this is an aesthetically displeasing football contest
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that whole goal line sequence made me hate football
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volleyball school imo 🤘
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LOAD UP SMOKEY BOYS WE'RE FIRING THE DANG MONEY CANNON 🤘🤘🤘
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outfitted my son's dorm room at this walmart which is as close as he's going to get to a college football experience at ut arlington :(
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@SickosCommittee27 Sep 2024
Why shouldn’t Arkansas embrace their heritage and enter Jerry World vs A&M for the last time from the Wal Mart parking lot?
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i'm getting texas in the top 10 the best way i know how, everybody jump in and flood the zone with that sweet sweet cow money💰
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just donate to a food bank and send a shot of the receipt to your buddy @CoachJayArnold with your school affiliation. centraltexasfoodbank.org has full matching right now, just sayin
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