Lawyer | Mergers and Acquisitions, EC/VC, Outside General Counsel big fan of @byufootball @broncos and @monsterenergy
Salt Lake City, UT
Joined January 2021
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Clients want AI to negotiate documents that are rarely if ever heavily negotiated. Groundbreaking stuff
Dallin Drescher retweeted
The central lesson of the Book of Mormon is that the Lord WILL have a humble people. You can choose to humble yourself or He will do it for you.
BYU sports continues to be one of His most potent tools for achieving this.
The haters said we couldn’t do it. And they were right. Props to the haters. We may never win again
@spshoot loves UCF +6.5 over BYU
"BYU is not a Top 10 team, guys. Not yet. They had a great win. And we applaud that win. But they were still 11-point dogs... at home."
Dallin Drescher retweeted
YOU HAVE THE BALL IN A TIE GAME 90 SECONDS TO GO WITH A HEISMAN QUARTERBACK AND BYU DOESN'T LET HIM THROW ONCE?!
Dallin Drescher retweeted
HOW IS THIS ROUGHING THE KICKER!!!! WORST CALL EVER! BYU SCREW JOB! #provodave
Not blaming the refs, but this was absolute garbage. I don’t even think you can justify running into the kicker on this let alone roughing
I don’t think it’s that controversial to expect college kids to understand that directing hate towards a sports team is different from directing hate towards a religion.
Props to UCF administrators for having the guts to do what other schools havent. And at the end of the day it’s not *that* harmful. But just feels like something that shouldnt even need to be said.
Dallin Drescher retweeted
Wow.
That has to be the worst roughing the kicker call I have ever seen.
#BYU #BYUFootball
Beyond this just being unnecessary and wrong in general, the thing I never understand about this is that there are members of our faith on their own team
Like just yell “F*** BYU” like the Utes have done for a decade
Been planning to take the Mrs. to Hawaii next year for our 10th anniversary. Now becoming a de facto babymoon. Neither of us have been before. We have a connection to stay at the Marriot vacation club on O’ahu.
Any tips/recommendations for a couples trip there (with a wife who’s 5ish months pregnant) in Jan/Feb?
Dallin Drescher retweeted
You no longer drink White Monster. The IV drip on your backpack administers it as required throughout the day - alternating between direct blood stream boosts and a nasal drip for flavor.
I disagree with probably 98% of what Alex Cooper says but I don’t hate this clip. A woman (or man for that matter) should never stay in a relationship just because they feel trapped in it.
The year is 2048. Your ai bot is ordering you lunch - it sensed what would be appetizing to you based on the 6 different wearables you have placed throughout your body. The robot making your chipotle bowl weighs the ingredients out precisely every time. You request an extra 2.6 ounces of artificially engineered chicken for a surcharge of $23. Your bot has noticed that your diet has been missing on some healthy fats so it splurges on some guac -$40. A drone picks up your bowl and deposits it precisely at your desk. $132. All paid for in bitcoin. Your smart contact lenses instantly expense it and upload a picture of your meal to X. Life is good.
All true. And in a New Yawwwker
Bigger issue and more interesting convo is why tf everything is so expensive - not how poor we are
Abso insane how much child care costs 😂
Like 20k a month was a good salary one generation ago, let’s chill
Chipotle is gonna cost 80 bucks a bowl in 5 years
I grew up in a world where if my mom gave me 20 bucks I’d make it last for a week or two. I spent that on a thin salad today for 1 of my 3 meals not taking into account dependents