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The sex was so good that when she got home, she sat on the edge of her bed for almost ten minutes, smiling at absolutely nothing.
Then her phone buzzed.
It was him.
“Did you get home safely?”
She replied, “Yes.”
He sent another message.
“Good. Because I’m already missing you.”
She rolled her eyes, dropped her phone on the bed, and whispered, “This man will finish me.”
But what happened that night wasn't even the most interesting part of their story.
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I don’t get it 😕 I literally just used this the other day to make brownies
Ramen it is. What a bummer 😕 That’s about $15 down the drain, plus another $15 for a new baking dish. I just cleaned the oven last month, ugh!
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After my husband passed away, I called my three children one by one and told them I’d lost everything and needed a place to live. My oldest said he didn’t have room in his five-bedroom house. My daughter asked if I’d “looked into charity housing.” My youngest, who fixes cars and lives in a two-bedroom apartment, said, “Come tonight, Mom. You’ll take our bed.” None of them knew their father had left me $3.8 million. Walt sold his entire transport business two years before he ever got sick. We purposely never told the kids.
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Visa Officer: “Why do you want to travel to the United States?”
Applicant: “My daughter is graduating from college. She’s been asking me to come for two years.”
Visa Officer: “How long do you plan to stay?”
Applicant: “Ten days. I have a business to return to.”
Visa Officer: “Who is paying for the trip?”
Applicant: “I am.”
Visa Officer: “Your daughter sent you money last month. What was that for?”
Applicant: “She helped me pay for the flight.”
Visa Officer: “You just said you’re paying for the trip.”
Applicant: “I am paying for the hotel and my other expenses. She offered to help with the ticket.”
The officer looked at the documents again.
Visa Officer: “If your daughter can afford to help you travel, why can’t she pay for the entire trip?”
Applicant: “Because I didn’t raise her to be responsible for every expense I have.”
The officer stopped typing……
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24 hours. 5 k!llers. $24.5 million if he survives.
Liam Hemsworth is the target in the most dangerous game ever made.
‘How far would you go for your family?’
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I opened this pack of chicken and immediately lost my appetite…🥹😭 Is this actually normal?
