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UX Manager

@UXManager

I manage a bunch of grumpy, whining, irrational, over opinionated, bearded #UXers. These views are mine, not those of my overpaid boss.

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Joined August 2012
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“Don’t use models that are too good looking and look like models or actors”
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Don’t leave any empty space. They’ll put an ad in it.
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Bored of listening to people that don’t know what they’re talking about talking about iPhones.
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Sat around a table making up personas :(
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That time of day when you occasionally wiggle your mouse to stop the screensaver coming on.
The annual ‘why can’t we get access to the final iOS 8 yet’ conversations.
Well that’s my innovating done for this morning. Time for lunch.
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Junior designer “what do we get after a usability test?” Senior designer “a shit PDF.”
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People that sneak actions for you into meeting minutes without telling you. There’s a place reserved in hell for those people.
User research is all fun and games till someone has to pay for it.
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Someone suggested we had a meeting at 08:00 tomorrow. I’m replying no in every language I know.
Finding the #UX people is easy. Just look for the area that resembles a bomb going off in a post-it note factory.
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When people responding to free text survey questions point out the spelling mistake in your question.
"JUST DO WHAT YOU WOULD NORMALLY DO, PRETEND IM NOT HERE, OK?"
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If you’re a software vendor that doesn’t support IE. You’re loosing business.
Every penny counts! - £5 minimum donation.
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Every office has that one person who sorts the card out when someone leaves. What happens when that person leaves?
Real #UX is done in excel.
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Trendy design agencies. If your website doesn’t render properly on my corporate laptop running IE. You’re not getting my money.
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One of my actors is riding a horse holding a sword and an umbrella. #itshouldbefriday
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