UX Manager (@UXManager) profile picture

I manage a bunch of grumpy, whining, irrational, over opinionated, bearded #UXers. These views are mine, not those of my overpaid boss.

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Joined August 2012
"JUST DO WHAT YOU WOULD NORMALLY DO, PRETEND IM NOT HERE, OK?"
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I meditated for an hour today!... Ok, 10 minutes... Ok, I forgot to take my smart phone to the bathroom BUT IT TOOK A LOT OF FOCUS
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I’m designing even higher resolution retina displays solely for the purpose of displaying an even thinner fucking weight of Helvetica Neue.
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UX Manager retweeted
I always thought the hamburger icon was three little worms trying desperately to get away from me, but I pecked them and... oh, a menu!
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We're seeking a #UX Designer that can wirefame, interview users, design pixel perfectly, code in ruby/html/css, become Iron Man, backflip...
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People at work like to leave UX problems on the whiteboard, so when everyone leaves, I solve them. No one expects it to be the developer.
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I designed the fucking EarPods to better stay in my ears so that I wouldn’t have to hear so much bitching about all the shit I design.
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UX Manager retweeted
My theory as to why Snapchat spurned FB's $3B offer: There are some things that are even too creepy for Snapchat.
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Oh good, only 39 days until I become the Resident Printer Installer for all of my family because I “work with computers”.
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