Iโ€™m not Pinocchio, and thatโ€™s not my nose | all opinions expressed here are your fault | do you REALLY think Iโ€™m proud of *this*??๐Ÿซค๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ #GetShitty ๐ŸคŽ

In the ointmentโ€ฆ
Joined July 2022
๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽถSo, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, Blueskyโ€™s from *pain* Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?๐ŸŽถ Uncle Shitty here, THERE, and everywhere.** (**so stable he now refers to hisself in the 3rd personโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฉ)
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Where is the Democratic antidote to Project 2025? All the damage done by Trump in the last 2 years. What is the plan to fix it? How do you plan to protect reproductive and voting rights? What are you going to do to make sure billionaires don't control the politicians?
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Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary! Yes, please do it! This would be the best clown show ever! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคก
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Uncle Shitty ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ’ฉ retweeted
Fuck the polls. Fuck the noise. Go vote.
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Christian Crusaders March to Dearborn to end Sharia Law, and found something crazy ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Uncle Shitty ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ’ฉ retweeted
๐Ÿšจ TEXAS VOTING NUMBERS DONโ€™T MATCH. Bexar County reported nearly 18,000 mail ballots. The state showed EIGHT. Fort Bend reported 75,000+ in-person votes. The state showed barely 41,000. Officials cite problems with the stateโ€™s election system. Source: Houston Chronicle
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Uncle Shitty ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ’ฉ retweeted
Max Miller said people have been "using Social Security as a safety net when it was" never "supposed" to be one. My parents moved in with me because Social Security wasn't enough of a safety net. That's the difference in this race.
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If you want to know why Americans from all sides of the political spectrum must push back on data centers, look no further than what Google just did to Finland. Google skipped required environmental assessments and illegally clear-cut 815 acres of pristine forest. Over 250,000 mature old growth trees were cut down. Habitats destroyed. Wildlife run out of the area, and into nearby villages searching for food. Worst of all, because the entire operation was illegal, the wood from the site cannot be sold or processed. So 800 acres of old growth forests destroyed needlessly in just months, for one Google data center. Donald Trump criticized Google for the project, not because of its destruction, but because he wanted the data center built here in America. This is the future of our beautiful forests, national parks, and public lands in rural communities all across America, if we allow this administration to continue with this lawless destruction. VOTE. ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ
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Vote blue ๐Ÿ’™
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Donโ€™t look now, but โ€œRepublicansโ€ are trying to cheat. AGAIN.
๐Ÿšจ TEXAS VOTERS REPORT VOTING MACHINE GLITCHES, LONG LINES AND REGISTRATION PROBLEMS. CHECK YOUR BALLOT before casting it! Source: KSAT 12
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Uncle Shitty ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ’ฉ retweeted
Young, fearless, and draped in red, white, and blue. Fire in her voice, and love for her country in every word. This is the kind of fire we all need in our belly.
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Uncle Shitty ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ’ฉ retweeted
James Talarico is going to the Senate. Ken Paxton is going to prison.
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Vote ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ—ณ blue Texas
Texas Early Vote Tracking: Day 5 As of Oct. 24, 2026 Total votes: 4,057,905 (+553,367) 41.9% of projected final turnout. Modeled 2026 Vote: ๐Ÿ”ต James Talarico: 45.4% - 54.9% ๐Ÿ”ด Ken Paxton: 42.9% - 52.4% VoteHub currently rates the race as Tilt D.
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If you couldnโ€™t tell, @tydieffenbach14 is doing just fine ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ“บ: CBS
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Homecoming ๐–๐ˆ๐ to keep the Bruins undefeated! ๐Ÿ™Œ We're back at the Rose Bowl next Saturday! Come support your Bruins! ๐Ÿ†š Nevada โŒš 1:15 PM PT ๐ŸŽŸ uclabruins.com/fbtickets
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ฅ 2.9 MILLION Texans voted in the first 4 days of early voting! Democratic areas are surging compared to 2024. WEโ€™RE ABOUT TO FLIP TEXAS BLUE! ๐Ÿ’™
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Yeah it is great. But. Do not get complacent, Texas. Keep voting for Talarico. Every last vote matters. Vote!
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Listening to Republican podcasts this is what consistently gets predicted. Iโ€™m not saying it will happen. But Maine and Michigan you need to get serious and vote. Swallow your pride and vote for the damn candidate. Or, suffer the consequences of a Republican senate.
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ICE crashes into pedestrian then lie about it, Woodland Police Dept dispute them
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