Hello, my name is Paul, and my job is to drop screws into hard-to-reach places.
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I found out recently about a pair of commercially available speakers that bear an uncanny resemblance to one of my most popular designs. sites.google.com/site/undefi…
Paul Carmody wants an electric project car retweeted
Americans when it comes to car design for some reason
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now Tane I can get into
Hello computer.
Decompile and distill Grand Theft Auto.
Make the game set in my hometown -- use Google Earth to reconstruct it in pixel-perfect detail.
Make the character me and have my spawn point be in the mansion I always look at on Zillow.
Review my chat memory and make every mission about my hopes and dreams.
Make it playable online so my friends can join.
When you're done, sell all my video games on Ebay and use that money to fund tokens for my next game.
Paul Carmody wants an electric project car retweeted
Robert Fripp fully mastered this according to one of my favorite youtube comments of all time
Paul Carmody wants an electric project car retweeted
things in everyday life AI has made worse: customer service, job hiring processes, Google search functionality, finding accurate info online, relationships with colleagues who use it to read emails & then misunderstand, trust between student & professor, online shopping . . .
Paul Carmody wants an electric project car retweeted
Jeep owners: NO you don't GET it I absolutely NEED 25" of clearance for my daily commute!!!!
Construction workers driving their 20 year old corollas to the job site:
Paul Carmody wants an electric project car retweeted
Every compact disc can be played on a turntable. Simply flip the disc over (data side up) and place the stylus on the outside edge, much like you would with a vinyl. The needle will "lock in" to the disc surface, adding analog warmth to any digital recording.
Paul Carmody wants an electric project car retweeted
it's always so funny when people are trying to sell their used couch for $1500 on fb marketplace. a couch on fb marketplace costs $200. they're always like "i paid $4000 for this couch." not my problem man. should have bought it on fb marketplace, where a couch costs $200
Paul Carmody wants an electric project car retweeted
Ha! You're absolutely right. There *is* a 737 waiting to take off on Runway 19. 🛫 I probably shouldn't have cleared AA5404 to land there. 😳 I'm here if you need any tips and tricks for handling mass casualty incidents. 🚒🚑✨
Paul Carmody wants an electric project car retweeted
"man im so tired of this annoying minimalistic design trend i hope It ends soon"
Paul Carmody wants an electric project car retweeted
There are 5-6 secret additional hours between 1 and 3 am if you know how to do it correctly. This will take years off your life and make you look and feel like shit but also it is peak Going On The Computer Time
