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Mortal Human

@Userexists67
Joined April 2026
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Anyone can become captain but only some becomes leader
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iffi Raza
@Rizzvi73Oct 31
Woh Gaya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Pøgba Senior
@TheSaItIsHereOct 25
INEOS spent all this money hiring people like Berrada and Wilcox for a "football infrastructure." These lot have a worse hit rate than Ed Woodward whose entire football philosophy was signing players purely based on how cool their announcement video would be
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Andy Mitten
@AndyMittenOct 22
I’m sick of United being everybody else’s punchbag, sick of our name justifying even greater elation when rivals beat the club I love. How the mighty have fallen. And that performance was an affront to the name of Manchester United. For @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7714272…
Man United have had European humiliations before. This one felt particularly awful (Gift Article)

Man United have had European humiliations before. This one felt particularly awful (Gift Article)

The sorry sight of a nearly-empty away end long before the final whistle spoke volumes about how supporters felt about the team in Como

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Dhaiwat
@dhaiwatOct 20
cricket 07 with an online multiplayer mode. play with your friends all you need is a web browser link: cricket07.dhaiwat.com
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Image from Dhaiwat (@dhaiwat)
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Red 🇾🇪
@RedlingMUFCOct 18
United gave me my love of football, and they’re taking it back in instalments, plus interest.
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Reds March
@UtdRedsMarchOct 2
💣💣💣 BREAKING 🔴🔴🔴 Manchester City's "IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE" is shattered by @TelegraphDucker
James Ducker (@TelegraphDucker) profile pictureJames Ducker
@TelegraphDuckerOct 2
From Etihad Airways 60-page submission to John Kerry, US Department Secretary of State, Antony Foxx, US Department of Transportation Secretary and Penny Pritzker, US Department of Commerce Secretary on May 31, 2015
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Image from James Ducker (@TelegraphDucker)
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Aaron West
@oesteSep 19
i am screaming, this the best rio ferdinand impression i ever heard 😭😭😭
No Context Fan TV (@NoContext_FanTv) profile pictureNo Context Fan TV@NoContext_FanTvSep 19
Rio Ferdinand 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Now u can download any software for free
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Zatchfcb@zatchfcbSep 16
Hands down the best Youtube short ever made. What an incredible edit! 👏
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Your Dead Man@EllipsoidCoreSep 17
Bro casually explained India's continental drift theory better than most geography teachers! 🗿🌏 The editing is CRAZY. 🔥🔥🔥
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What a Website 🤯🤯
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Terry Flewers
@terryflewersSep 12
Elite app ♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Neil@NeilLfc_5Sep 11
Alex Jones being the oracle of everything and it took over 2 decades to realise he wasn't mentally ill is fucking crazy.
Being Christo-Conservative 🇺🇸 (@bcc_1776_) profile pictureBeing Christo-Conservative 🇺🇸
@bcc_1776_Sep 11
Alex Jones the day after 9/11 - Must watch
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Rana Ahmad.
@AhmadRana056Sep 10
🚨 WASIM AKRAM’S REACTION 👀 Asif Khan: “What if Imam-ul-Haq takes legal action against you?” Former chief selector Wasim smiles before answering.🙂 #ENGvPAK
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JM PICS
@MourinhoPicsSep 9
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