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Joined April 2026
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Anyone can become captain but only some becomes leader
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Woh Gaya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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INEOS spent all this money hiring people like Berrada and Wilcox for a "football infrastructure." These lot have a worse hit rate than Ed Woodward whose entire football philosophy was signing players purely based on how cool their announcement video would be
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I’m sick of United being everybody else’s punchbag, sick of our name justifying even greater elation when rivals beat the club I love. How the mighty have fallen. And that performance was an affront to the name of Manchester United. For @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7714272…
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cricket 07 with an online multiplayer mode. play with your friends all you need is a web browser link: cricket07.dhaiwat.com
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United gave me my love of football, and they’re taking it back in instalments, plus interest.
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💣💣💣 BREAKING 🔴🔴🔴 Manchester City's "IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE" is shattered by @TelegraphDucker
From Etihad Airways 60-page submission to John Kerry, US Department Secretary of State, Antony Foxx, US Department of Transportation Secretary and Penny Pritzker, US Department of Commerce Secretary on May 31, 2015
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i am screaming, this the best rio ferdinand impression i ever heard 😭😭😭
Rio Ferdinand 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Now u can download any software for free
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Hands down the best Youtube short ever made. What an incredible edit! 👏
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Bro casually explained India's continental drift theory better than most geography teachers! 🗿🌏 The editing is CRAZY. 🔥🔥🔥
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What a Website 🤯🤯
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Elite app ♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Alex Jones being the oracle of everything and it took over 2 decades to realise he wasn't mentally ill is fucking crazy.
Alex Jones the day after 9/11 - Must watch
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🚨 WASIM AKRAM’S REACTION 👀 Asif Khan: “What if Imam-ul-Haq takes legal action against you?” Former chief selector Wasim smiles before answering.🙂 #ENGvPAK
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September 11th…. Never forget what firemen said on that day, and what the Govt and Media have tried to erase…. 9/11
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Out of Context Video 😂😂
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Edgbaston mein baja hai kuch toh..🔔🔔🔔
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