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UsernameWords

@UsernameWords

God’s strongest scroller

 England, United Kingdom
Joined July 2020
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kira@finallgrlOct 28
this is actually the funniest thing i’ve ever read im so sorry
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how do you eat 2000 calories a day
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🧠🪱@TruthPostalOct 28
Replying to @coldhealing
my Claude messages look like Jeffery Epstein emails
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horse dentist
@equine__dentistOct 28
when she got the thinkpad panties on you know i’m playing with that clickoris
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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“Let’s talk to Zak Brown on the pitwall”
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Roberto De Zerbi apology form
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Don’t try to give your team constructive feedback. Just say they’re great, life’s too short
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why is my algorithm horny Chinese posts
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jane ~ in SF
@jane_gatsbyOct 13
the quiet intimacy of two people viewing a google doc at the same time
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accidentally got a fake email job
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sammm ☆
@onlysammmsOct 9
“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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َ@MissTheRidesOct 7
I’m sorry how is this sick ass picture supposed to stop anyone from smoking
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This is so much better than the stereo wtf open.spotify.com/track/62ZPD…
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⊹ kn¡ghtrayn ⊹@knghtraynOct 2
Young boy without fear conquers sens fortress. Inshallah he will link the fire
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@ZubatreyOct 2
Young boy without fear and he is genius
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So Sorry I Died@101IightOct 1
How it feels to have a job and be somewhere
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bingle@binkymodeOct 2
if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire
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ً (@ImAVeteran_) profile picture
ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 1
Holiday dates LEAKED Halloween - 10/31 Thanksgiving - 11/26 Christmas - 12/25 New Years - 1/1
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