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Please, speak to me as you might to a young child... or a golden retriever. It wasn't brains that got me here, I can assure you of that.

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Joined January 2021
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well f me
Replying to @VB_tins @rusinc_
Point Of Law. Geelong Cup winner, ideal barrier 9, only 53kg, Ciaron Maher. The horse to beat tomorrow.
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we're gonna have to learn the adama doctrine the hard way
BREAKING: Europe is under a massive cyber attack, with supermarket fridges and freezers in Belgium, Sweden, Luxembourg, Ireland, the Netherlands, Finland and Estonia all hacked today by raising temperatures to up to 50°C, destroying huge quantities of food, per Reuters. "Everything is destroyed," a sales manager in Sweden said, adding that "there has been a cyberattack and all our freezers reached 50 degrees." More than 40 supermarkets in Belgium and Luxembourg were affected. "I only have two words for them: wake up, please, because there's something going on," a store manager in Belgium said. This follows a similar cyberattack last month that hit hundreds of supermarkets in France, raising freezers as high as 80°C and causing major food losses. It also comes after freezers at 6 US military bases mysteriously malfunctioned, spoiling large quantities of food, which the Pentagon is investigating as a suspected cyberattack.
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How could the Terminator possibly find John just by riding around LA hoping to run into him? Like, what are the odds of that? I asked my therapist this question but she told me to just focus on my own mental health.
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nico retweeted
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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hey the 80s are BACK
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people just want to buy a house and start a family sis
Accounts on here celebrating the downfall of property prices… I gather they missed buying property and hoped and prayed for a crash. Now rates are high they can’t purchase a “discounted house” anyway. Tall poppy in Australia is shocking. #auspol
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Live footage of me and The Wife arguing over assembling an Ikea wardrobe together.
It's a "pivot" situation over on the Decorah North bald eagle nest cam.
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what if we're in the food court and I make eye contact with you as I wipe the McDonald's grease off my phone what then
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god I miss the French woman I dated in paris. She hated me so much but she didn’t hate me as much as she hated everything else.
Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.
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now ILLEGAL in the UK
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tech stocks are crashing, crypto exchanges are being hacked, we're kicking off a recession and probably a world war too but Casio is still putting out absolute bangers
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The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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For Halloween I'm going as a 50 basis points increase in the cash rate.
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i wish my dog had a cellphone. – at Fairborn, OH
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I asked The Wife if she'd ever (hypothetically!) bust me out of the can in a hijacked chopper under a hail of gunfire and then we go on the lam for two weeks get recaptured exchange love letters from prison while doing a decade of hard time she discovers God we become estranged and finally reconcile in our old age years after release
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She said she would. That's how I know she's the one.
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Replying to @john_macgowan
Greg Norman!
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that's how we do diplomacy
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