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Cranky crafter with a warped sense of humor and a thing for computers and science.

 Walnut Creek, CA
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Joined May 2007
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Your Life Coaches@LIFECOACHERS23 Jun 2013
One way to solve problems is to start fires.
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Death Star PR@DeathStarPR20 May 2011
#IfTheWorldEndsOnSaturday we didn't do it. Okay, fine. It was us. But you guys totally deserved it.
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ZRC President Sears@Zombie_Rights19 May 2011
Replying to @neilhimself
@neilhimself Not to nitpick, but we're advising the public that the ZC term is 'Global Reanimation Block Party', not 'Zombie Apocalypse'
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Sarah Silverman
@SarahKSilverman3 Mar 2011
My thoughts and prayers are with Charlie Sheen tonight, as he's been diagnosed with Full Blown Busey
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Stephen Colbert
@StephenAtHome26 Jan 2011
If we're going to compete with Chinese tiger moms, we need to let actual tigers raise our kids. It would teach them ferociousness!
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Mikey ADHD@MikeyADHD3 Jan 2011
MY FIRST DAY BACK & THE SCHOOL IS ALREADY SAYING I'M TECHNICALLY STILL NAKED EVEN THOUGH I'M COVERED WITH GLUED ON HOLE PUNCH CLIPPINGS.
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Mikey ADHD@MikeyADHD21 Oct 2010
UNCLE PERCY SHOWED ME HOW TO TYPE BOOBIES ON A CALCULATOR AND I SHOWED HIM HOW TO TYPE IT ON GOOGLE IMAGES.
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Mikey ADHD@MikeyADHD6 Oct 2010
I'M THE ONLY KID ON THE SCHOOL BUS WEARING OVEN MITTS AND HOLDING A SQUIRREL.
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WorldGlobalPR@WorldGlobalPR22 Sep 2010
Childhood goes by so fast, you don't want to waste it in the hospital! You're welcome! #BigHealthCares http://ow.ly/2IlDs
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Jos Eli To@Cuatro201712 Aug 2010
RT @Allanismsf: BREAKING! JUDGE WALKER HAS EXITED THE COURT BUILDING BY WAY OF EMERGENCY SLIDE WITH BEERS IN HAND!! #prop8 #FB #funny
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anaturaladvocate@naturaladvocate4 Aug 2010
Turns out "ew" is actually not a rational basis for denying equality.
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B Haynes@barbhaynes2 Jul 2010
Dear Confused Teen Girls: someone who sparkles and won't have sex with you isn't a vampire; it's a gay guy.
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ThinkGeek
@thinkgeek23 Jun 2010
We'd wish @josswhedon happy bday but we hear it's gonna be cancelled. #savewhedonsbday
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Stephen Colbert
@StephenAtHome17 Jun 2010
in honor of oil-soaked birds, 'tweets' are now 'gurgles. http://bit.ly/cIhZNf
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Felicia Day🇺🇸
@feliciaday4 Jun 2010
#boycottBP Brands to boycott include Castrol, Arco, Aral, am/pm, Amoco, and Wild Bean Cafe, Safeway gas. Please RT!
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ded souls@thededsouls2 Jun 2010
We don't want to alarm anyone, but the robot didn't get stuck. It stopped on it's own accord and grinned at us. #skynet
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Lia@RedMenice31 May 2010
Sitting at The Drafthouse, next to a tapas lounge. Looked up the word tapas.....now I'm intriged to try the place.
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ded souls@thededsouls29 May 2010
We are very sorry, but due to an increased amount of accidental immolations, all beach volleyball tournaments are now non-smoking. #bpcares
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Sandeep Parikh@sandeepparikh10 May 2010
best "that's what she said" from @theguild set today "ugh I have so much meat in me" via @feliciaday. sometimes its too easy
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