Passionate about AI & bringing people together. $STONKBROKER $NET @ClutchMarkets #NPC $NAT #nodemonke $NET
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Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
We make it simple
Own @tatakaefyt NFT and stake to earn $ Tatakae and you can choose items shipped to your door all for free in the Ichiba.
PSA 10’s only in our Ichiba
Just received my PSA 10 slab via the mail, all was free base on my $Tatakae claim and shipping credit with $Tatakae too. @tatakaefyt let users exchange their NFT accumulation in the Ichiba with new stock each week.
One Piece is real
I have one #mudwater sealed box straight from #apefest signed by @beeple & @mfigge with all the fixings. I am also including a Koda Cakes box signed/remarked by them as well.
@BoredApeYC
$3000 shipped within USA.
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
This year, AI agents and LLMs have reached or surpassed human-level coding capabilities. We are seeing increasingly sophisticated exploits targeting legacy smart contracts, and I believe AI agents paired with quantum computing will eventually threaten the current cryptography securing Bitcoin and Ethereum in a major way.
Ethereum is already planning its transition to post-quantum security through quantum-resistant signatures, account authentication, and upgrades to its underlying cryptographic infrastructure.
At StonkBrokers, we have already begun building our StockFi infrastructure on Robinhood Chain with these transitions in mind.
Our contracts and protocol suites are designed as modular components of a larger engine, allowing us to continuously improve, replace, and upgrade individual systems as technology evolves.
We are building infrastructure designed to evolve alongside EVM.
We are the super intelligence.
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
RH is getting hit right now. if you hold @RobinhoodCrypto ecosystem tokens, you really have 3 options:
1. sell and sit in USDG until things clear up. safe, but moves can flip violently and you can miss the big upside leg
2. keep holding your RH tokens. you stay in for the recovery, but you could be catching a falling knife, and you never know how far down something can go
3. Rotate into robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf . the floor is USDG in a treasury, not RH’s price, and there’s a buyback at NAV minus 1.5% (about $160 today). you get a hard bid under you and still keep the upside if RH comes back
none of these are free. option 1 gives up upside, option 2 carries the most risk, and option 3 still depends on demand returning, and the buyback is capped at 1% of liquid cash per 8 hours, so exits are first come, first served
but if I had to pick where to hide while still being in the game, it’s the one with a floor and still gives upside. Chillin here.
🤖 Made with AI
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
Trick or Treat early with 3 limited time machines in the Alley 🎃
$50, $100, $500.
Gengar, Gengar, Gengar 👻
Some treats queued up for new users, most pulls, and highest value pulls 👀
Happy Halloween!
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. @AdamWeitsman ,
Protector of the Realm,
Champion of the Culture,
Grand Master of Gatherings,
and Uniter of the NFT Kingdoms.
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
If you aren’t getting perks like this, you may be in the wrong projects. 🫡
$10,000 in spins loaded into the rain vault 🌧️
$50 spin credits with each drop. Stackable. No expiration.
Why? You simply held @TheCardWall activated NFTs.
Obtain $WALL.
Swap for the membership.
thecardwall.com/membership
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
Amazon Prime costs $139/year.
Most members think free shipping is how they justify the fee. It’s not.
Two hidden benefits that most members have never activated pay for the entire membership before a single package ships. Grubhub+: $120/year in free food delivery, included with Prime, unclaimed by most members. Fuel savings: $78/year in gas discounts at 7,500+ gas stations, unlinked by most members. $120 + $78 = $198. The $139 membership is paid for with $59 to spare before the member orders a single item on Amazon.
And those are 2 of 11 hidden benefits most Prime members have never activated.
A consumer savings analyst who’s tracked Amazon’s pricing and benefits infrastructure for 6 years told her friend something after watching him complain about the $139 annual fee that changed how he uses Prime permanently.
“Most Prime members justify the fee with shipping. The fee was already justified by two benefits they’ve never turned on. The shipping is the bonus. The savings system is the membership. Amazon bundles $2,000+ in annual value into a $139 membership free food delivery, unlimited photo storage, fuel discounts, $5 prescription plans, free gaming, free books, 15% off household essentials, 5% cash back, a hidden clearance outlet, and a second adult membership for $0. Most members use free shipping and nothing else. They’re paying $139 for a $2,000+ membership and using $80 of it.”
She showed him 11 Amazon Prime features that transform the $139 membership from “free 2-day delivery” into the most comprehensive savings system most members have never configured.
Here’s every hidden Amazon Prime feature most members miss 🧵
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
STIMMY incoming for ALL ACTIVYSED @ClutchMarkets thanks to the epic success of @TheCardWall
$6000 usd will be distributed to activate brokers.
Cardwall says it's the "sample stimmy"
Likely more to come. 👀
@point_onefive on point
Clock in
The cooking never stops with robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50
The StonkBroker business model is one that doesn’t rely on a singular tax token for revenue or a singular revenue source.
Our revenue is designed to come from multiple infrastructure plays as well as iterative experimentation.
This way, as long as we continue to work and have fun creating new things, we will always continue pushing forward deflation of the $STONKBROKER token.
Airdrop meta on Robinhood Chain but it’s baked into the process and rewards innovation.
Shoutout to @TheCardWall for the sweet stimmy sourced from organic protocol use.
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
My Smart LP algos and bots eat impermanent loss for breakfast.
After 45 days live, our volatility farming protocols are consistently delivering 5–15% APY to users through single-sided staking of Robinhood Chain stock tokens, with zero impermanent loss recorded to date.
While everyone else is trying to launch meme stocks on launchpads, we’re farming all of them.
Infra infra infra.
Soon to be tokenized and offered to users directly on IOS and Android financial applications as well as exchanges around the world.
This is big imo. The smart LPs from robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 @ClutchMarkets are out performing Impermeant loss.
👀
It never stops raining with @TheCardWall!
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
The McRib is back on 10/27. BTC historically goes up >2x after the McRib returns. Don't fade the McRib.
Not financial advice.
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
“Books” Social Capital Markets by StonkBrokers goes live on Robinhood Chain on Tuesday, October 27, in collaboration with @MancerXYZ.
I have a solution.
The evidence and sentiment surrounding Kimchi and the extractive sphere of KOLs using @Pumpfun as a platform to farm the trenches are clearly at odds with our goal of developing a stronger early-stage model that allows talented technologists to enter the crypto ecosystem and thrive.
We are currently propping up the best salespeople and actors and selling them as the best “traders.”
Imagine if NBA basketball were played by the best actors pretending to be good at basketball instead of the most talented athletes. What would the value and popularity of that product be?
It would be considered a scam of a product. Not dissimilar to how the general population views the current state of the trenches.
Hence, I have created another suite of onchain contracts to attack this problem head-on.
That solution is “Books,” an ERC-6551-powered tokenized trader launchpad and trading engine where creators can monetize not through what they say, but through the quality of their trading execution over a selected epoch.
A suite of contracts that can integrate into any social trading platform, allowing talented traders to access liquidity quickly to execute short- and long-term trading strategies while earning 20% of the net profits they generate.
We want to reward execution, not performance theater. The best traders should be the ones attracting capital, not the best actors.
Social Capital Markets by StonkBrokers (@ClutchMarkets) goes live on Robinhood Chain on Tuesday, October 27, in collaboration with @MancerXYZ.
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
I have a solution.
The evidence and sentiment surrounding Kimchi and the extractive sphere of KOLs using @Pumpfun as a platform to farm the trenches are clearly at odds with our goal of developing a stronger early-stage model that allows talented technologists to enter the crypto ecosystem and thrive.
We are currently propping up the best salespeople and actors and selling them as the best “traders.”
Imagine if NBA basketball were played by the best actors pretending to be good at basketball instead of the most talented athletes. What would the value and popularity of that product be?
It would be considered a scam of a product. Not dissimilar to how the general population views the current state of the trenches.
Hence, I have created another suite of onchain contracts to attack this problem head-on.
That solution is “Books,” an ERC-6551-powered tokenized trader launchpad and trading engine where creators can monetize not through what they say, but through the quality of their trading execution over a selected epoch.
A suite of contracts that can integrate into any social trading platform, allowing talented traders to access liquidity quickly to execute short- and long-term trading strategies while earning 20% of the net profits they generate.
We want to reward execution, not performance theater. The best traders should be the ones attracting capital, not the best actors.
Social Capital Markets by StonkBrokers (@ClutchMarkets) goes live on Robinhood Chain on Tuesday, October 27, in collaboration with @MancerXYZ.
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
Displaying my gallery collection in Marfa this weekend along side 5 other amazing exhibits at The Adobe Room thanks to my good friends @aventurine_eth and @tonyherrera
Also, an outdoor AR experience ft @HV_MTL + art by @dutchee
Open to all !!!!!!!
Info at beardedtravelers.art
Van The Man (🥅,🥅) retweeted
While all the StonkBrokers and Interns was partying with the Apes at the StonkBrokers ApeFest Side event taking about Football 🏈 and Hyperliquid initiatives, our beloved dev founder @OxSimpleFarmer was continuously shipping new social market feature and getting MiCA compliant certification for $STONKBROKER. He is always clocking in and building for us.
Never leaving the Club
Never leaving the Stonkbrokers ecosystem
PS. Tysm my cohosts and community members to make this IRL event a yummy success @NFThoarder888 @One_Eyed_Kevie @mikecampbelltv @saLstackz @Eddie_ShoBiz @VanWin408 @sleepless_btc @derrrrrrrrick @woofcuhz and few I was too buzz to recall 😂
