Comedian โ˜ง GM ๐™‹๐™‡๐™๐™‰๐˜ฟ๐™€๐™๐™‚๐˜ผ๐™‰๐™‚ I write at https://xitter.cf/t.co/SAgKzVowIR

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Joined October 2024
โ€œOn the Internetโ€ -- animated entirely within Slop Cannon
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Nothing to see here, just a fanatical zionist and radical supporter of israel who scams the government with vaporware to get access to taxpayer money "joking" about autonomous drones that use on-chip processing to navigate around obstacles + chase He should be in prison, forever
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He says this literally every monday
JUST IN: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑBenjamin Netanyahu says Iran is building the Nuclear bomb again and Trump is ready to go to war again alongside him: โ€œAs I said a moment ago, the US president says he is ready to go with me, and only with me, to eliminate the Iranian threat once and for all. This is of course a huge opportunity. We did a lot, we attacked them a year ago when they were preparing atomic bombs and of course destroyed that, but that was the immediate threat. They are trying again. And only if we remove this fanatic, zealous regime from the face of the earth, we will of course secure our future far more than that.โ€
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What a disingenuous snake this guy is "America was founded for the heckin chungus 3rd world migrants!" 'No it wasn't, it was founded for free White people' "Yeah well, good thing we changed since America was heckin founded!" This guy is NOT a Christian, despite his protesting
White nationalism is sin. Millenniums ago, the Old Testament nation of Israel was not based on skin color, but allowed foreigners and those of other races to become part of their covenant community, and many did, including in the line of Jesus. In America we fought with blood to recognize all people are made in Godโ€™s image and endowed with certain rights inseparable from that image. This is antichristian and unamerican, are so is anyone who platforms or praises this wicked ideology.
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What song should this character sing in the Slop Cannon?
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Not Sure Gnosis ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง retweeted
๐Ÿšจ Tim Dillon snaps over Israel's bombing of Beirut. "100 times in what, 10 minutes? ... I'm starting to get the feeling that this country, Israel, is a little bit of a problem."
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"The Lion King exists so therefore I should be paid like their animators" That's so funny you bring that up actually I know more about animation than the average twitter libtard The reason I never chose it for a career? It's not really a good income You are NOT WORTH that money
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This is how I feel about AI taking "artists" jobs, I'm drinking vodka in the mirror screaming, hyping myself up, while I shave myself skinhead and sing praises to God for gifting us the divine tools to make libtards seethe forever
Remember how bloodthirsty and fired up everyone was the days/weeks after Kirk? thatโ€™s how I am and everyone should be all the time about total libtard destruction
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Thatโ€™s okay by filcrow
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Children in africa have been starving my entire life and during my entire life i think theyve sent 10 trillion dollars to africa. I dont fucking care at this point they got to figure their shit out by themselves
The difference between those who have everything and those with nothing in this world is heartbreaking ๐Ÿ’” Source: ferdychildrenfoundation1 on IG / Writer: Ian
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Translation: you should do this too probably, you know just in case
JUST IN: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pentagon prepares every major US military base to survive 90 days without outside electricity, fuel, water, or supplies
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Not Sure Gnosis ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง retweeted
Google sucks pass it on
You got me on 600 dollars with this bullshit, told me to email you for a refund and ghosted me. Slopcannon was vibe coded by opus and codex in three months with an API that would never allow this. How come my vibe coded app has better customer service and security than Google?
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Not Sure Gnosis ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง retweeted
Hank & Bobby - Barbie Girl (Aqua cover) [Slop Cannon Edition]
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Not Sure Gnosis ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง retweeted
The longer Iโ€™ve been on twitter, the more contempt I have for conventional politics. Trying to blackmail me emotionally and morally to vote republican and telling me to not talk about the jews? Youโ€™re beneath me, youโ€™re scum. You deserve your political and spiritual slavery.
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This honestly sounds like an insanely cool way to monetize bangers But X money isn't even available in Australia so that kinda sucks
Weโ€™re adding long press on like to send someone $1 via ๐• Money
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All the way back to horseback and swords, actually
Imagining a guy who's end goal is full nuclear disarmament so we can go back to having total wars
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Not Sure Gnosis ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง retweeted
we have the craziest end to sloptoberfest planned what a month it's been
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Yes I did, that video is over 200 reference images animated with AI Or wait, let me guess: "using AI to do frame inbetweening doesn't count" In which case, none of you libtards with a stylus + tablet "draw" either
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> be me > chilling > unfocused for 24 hr > trying to lock tf in > something feels off > can't quite place it > suddenly turn around > huge spider on my wall > like nearly as big as my hand > oh fuck > shit my pants > carefully move > get spray > spray him > he recoils at once > takes it like a champ > spray him again > adrenaline pumping > just an instinct > really big spider wtf > hate looking at it > spray him a third time > he's still just standing there on the wall > falls > catches himself > crawls back up > does this several times > eventually walks horizontal > finds his way next to a lamp > on top of my cats little orange tube thing > don't understand > it keeps crawling > crawls exactly to edge > really well illuminated > not even trying to hide > positions itself perfectly > turns slowly toward me > legs starting to slow down > looks at me > raises a single leg > salutes me with its leg > collapses and starts to die > legs are curling in now > immediately no longer feel fear > its still looking at me > I'm looking at it > I suddenly think about its life > how long was it in my house? > how many insects did it eat? > was it actually protecting me? > look back at spider once more > salute it back > tears in my eyes writing this > it twitches and stops moving > stand there for 20 mins oh my god what have I done I am filled with such immense regret I should have just put him outside RIP sweet spider prince, I'm sorry my noble brother
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What's crazy is this is horrible animation, this is literally 4 frames It's almost 4 completely different pictures and looks more jittery than amateur Stop Motion made with plasticine by hand, in a basement Their actual excuse for the price is "I gotta draw all the frames, bro"
Opening Animation Commissions again! ๐ŸŽจ Info in replies๐Ÿ‘‡
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