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Cheese burger whisperer. https://teapawt.net/t.co/Rric7xhSAS

South Africa
Joined September 2009
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Someone just asked me what my hobbies are as if I'm a millionaire and can afford that.
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"What's the craziest thing you've done for sex?" Me :
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If a nap won't fix it, I'm out of ideas.
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Up until a few days ago, I didn't even know that Chance The Rapper existed. Let it be known that my inner 2000's self is now obsessed with him and this performance. youtu.be/1KmCfpqdFrk
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So the Parliament building is on fire again. Welcome 2022. #ParliamentFire
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Stop getting mullets
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Take your pills.
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Look lady, if I learned from my mistakes, I wouldnt have anything to do.
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Social media down now I gotta confront every responsibility and emotion I’ve ever had
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Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp are down - the attention seekers are having a mental breakdown.
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Mark Zuckerberg Is holding someone's relationship hostage😭not mine I'm single, yall be safe though❤😂
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Some of you should really use the drafts folder.
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It is said that one becomes more tolerant as one ages. I think this is true because yesterday Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" came on the 90s channel and I didn't change the station.
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Someone who came of age in the 80s needs to say it so I will. Garfield was the opposite of funny.
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Welcome to Twitter. No matter how logical and unassailable your post is someone will be along to argue with you soon.
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Have you ever looked at an exes new partner and realized that you were their peak in life?
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Vice_Queen retweeted
ever just wanna be hugged to death?
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I remember when a "thigh gap" was just called "bow legged"
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Calm down emoji users...just calm the fuck down
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Today I tried practicing telling people to "SHUT THE HELL UP", using my "inner voice" ... 30% success rate
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