@Viscountpost

The boring kind of lawyer. Small-time public servant. Double Tailgate State grad. West Virginia nationalist. Aspiring Episcopal Ayatollah.

 United States
Joined August 2022
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The Viscount ⚓️🇺🇲 retweeted
Richard Hoffman@chelidon238h
Replying to @Viscountpost
I keep figuring that China and Russia's pearl factories must be running extra shifts generating enough for them all to clutch.
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The Viscount ⚓️🇺🇲 retweeted
Josh Barro
@jbarroOct 24
Find a partner who loves you as much as the British love being poor
Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlinOct 24
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Not to meta on the meta, but these folks are once again mistaking the 70k lifted truck set for the heartland working class. I live in Charleston, WV - there isn't a Cheesecake factory for 100 miles. It's an inner-ring suburb thing.
Steve Krakauer
@SteveKrakOct 24
This line is getting praise on X, but it’s actually elitist garbage written by a speechwriter who clearly hasn’t spent much time in a Cheesecake Factory, which has none of the gaudy Trump aesthetic, and just feels good to say because it represents flyover MAGA “night out.”
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hero thousandfaces
@1thousandfaces_Oct 24
You forgot to attach the gigachad
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The entire right wing media apparatus taking up pistols at 40 paces to defend the honor of the Cheesecake Factory is exactly how I want to close out the election cycle. Thank you all for this.
Matt Whitlock
@MattWhitlockOct 24
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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Noble-savaging working class people actually does not make them vote for you. The line was funny.
Evan Barker
@evanwchOct 24
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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Obviously the one that has diplomatic relations with the US. So many of you guys got one-shotted by racist internet propaganda.
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 23
Your plane has crashed in one of the countries below, and you have to survive for 2 weeks until you are rescued. Which country are you picking?
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It's "set foot"
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterOct 23
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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I have never had a McRib.
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Shawn Westfall@shawnwestfallOct 22
Hello, Department of Metaphors? You got one that's just so on-the-nose geopolitically as to be downright laughable? You do? Great! Send it over!
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Zhub 🇨🇦@ZubZhubOct 22
In true hellish fashion it's hung too
@redaction
@redactionOct 21
>Heaven is an autocracy >Hell has a parliament
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The ethnic Georgians living in Aiken must be liberated from their persecution by the oppressive South Carolina regime to live in volksgeneimschaft with their kinsmen.
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Tanith@SunofcarthageOct 19
Replying to @Kang5itd
Japan isn't ran by kikeslaves
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Are WV pepperoni rolls particularly highly rated? I mean, it's shelf-stable gas station food.
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMapsOct 20
Each state's most overrated thing
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John Ganz@lionel_trollingOct 21
Benito Mussolini:
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The Viscount ⚓️🇺🇲 retweeted
Silas Dray
@SilasDrayOct 20
Replying to @theboredmoor
Funny how the “money isn’t real” people never seem to have much of it
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Violet ☿@Bleoodlust__Oct 20
a communist, a nazi, and an anarchist walk into a bar the bartender says: "we dont serve minors here"
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Grace Panetta
@grace_panettaOct 20
everyone on this website for the next 2 weeks 🗳️
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The Viscount ⚓️🇺🇲 retweeted
Noam Blum
@neontasterOct 21
Europoors learn everything they know about the US from Reddit.
James@PolaBear2637Oct 20
Replying to @BradRTorgersen @aitkendm @neontaster
No fire at will bullshit, vacation time as standard, maternity leave, sick pay, no idiocy of tying healthcare to employment. Meanwhile…..
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The universe is conspiring to annoy me today.
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