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Space Coast, FL
Joined February 2022
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King Charles: we lost. We’re wondering if you’d like to maybe join us in losing again. Also, we’ll let your kids come to our British universities (if you can afford it) so we can teach them how to lose an empire AND speak the queen’s English.
JUST IN: King Charles begins a 9-day Caribbean tour acknowledging Britain's colonial legacy and the "suffering of the past."
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Ok. We can stop the pearl clutching now. Dude’s put out bangers and NOTHING could be worse than the last year’s halftime show(s).
Jay-Z is a former drug dealer that raps profanity and threw gay parties with Diddy, and now he's the Super Bowl Halftime performer? What are we doing?
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No one cares (or is even remotely surprised) that an unmarried, effeminate Republican man chose keep his sex-life private. It’s not stunning, or brave. Once again, The hypocrisy of the left is on full display.
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As a softball mom I approve this bunt. šŸ˜Ž#raysup
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Our response to @ElissaSlotkin's threat to conservative staffers: ā€œWe are going to help them get jobs, we are going to put them to work, and if anyone comes after them—they’ll have a fight on their hands.ā€
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Well that’s probably not gonna fly in Florida.
šŸ”„Mori Hosseini's Embry-Riddle University BLOCKS Conservative Speaker; Says Speaker Doesn't Align With "inclusive dialogue" Wait…Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University is upholding DEI practices to block a conservative speaker from coming to campus? As in the university that Mori Hosseini serves as Trustee Chair IN ADDITION TO also serving as Chair of the University of Florida Board of Trustees @UF? The same university where the student union is named the 'Mori Hosseini Student Union'? We’re beginning to notice a trend here… (Link below)
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Let’s Go Panthers! šŸ˜˜šŸŽ©
BRADY'S GOT A BUNCH šŸ‘Œ
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It’s a lot less scary if you’re prepared and listen to your local EOC.
So scary. Praying for everyone. šŸ˜ž
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High Velocity Hurricane Zone (HVHZ) Miami-Dade Notice of Acceptance lead the charge post- Andrew. Florida Building Code (FBC) Product Approvals has met the challenge. Regardless of the cost and headache, and depending on where you live in Florida, make sure your contractor ONLY uses FBC or HVHZ approved products on the exterior of your FL home/business.
Replying to @JackLinFLL
Shout out to our Florida building code. Yes, permitting sucks. Yes, it’s expensive. I’m a contractor and I hate it. But I’m telling ya’ll…it’s working.
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Yes.
Do you think that livestreaming a firing squad execution will be good for society?
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I’m about to do the thing I hate the most about being a Floridian. I’m gonna watch The Weather Channel.
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It’s rained damn near every day for the last 2 months here in our beloved Sunshine State and I’ve yet to find a windshield-wiper setting that’s satisfactory.
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ā€œIā€ storms. I’m not a fan. The ā€œIā€ storms always suck. ā˜¹ļø
On the verge of the first hurricane of the 2026 season in the Atlantic basin, and it’s October 7th. #Isaias #ElNino
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We need more Iron Ladies.
Socialists don't like ordinary people choosing, for they might not choose Socialism.
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So, um, what chapter of The Book of Revelations are we on now? 😳
Many people think that the words ā€œArtificial Intelligenceā€ are inaccurate, and very ineloquent, relative to AI, or Artificial Intelligence. A far more elegant and accurate description of this new phenomena would be Superior Intelligence (SI) or, Extreme Intelligence (EI) or, Supreme Intelligence (SI). This is a Poll, and I would appreciate everybody voting! Which is the best name for this ever growing ā€œRevolution?ā€ President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Dear @ESPNFantasy , Please consider supporting this Dynamic Type font size. Sincerely, Gen X Fighting Readers
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Ok. I’m gonna build a Bat Box. These mosquitoes are ruining happy-hour porch time.
Available Now... The Joe Rogan Experience Episode 1932 - Merlin Tuttle @MerlinsBats @joerogan Listen Here: spoti.fi/3Jhv1gc See all of the episode references: instagram.com/thejrecompanio…
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ā€œWe give everyone $5,000ā€ ā€œand they pay it back to us for the rest of their lifeā€
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Replying to @FoxNews
They are never going to give you $5,000z Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions. At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.
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Stanford is in the Atlantic Coast Conference and that’s how we know California is dumber than literally every other state in the Union. Let’s Go! @CanesFootball šŸ™Œ
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