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A Real Person & Weather Station in the northern foothills of the Waitakere Ranges, NZ. Personal provider of life's requirements to @tui_dog

Waitakere
Joined April 2014
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Wordle 216 2/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Scan as if @AshBloomfield were watching. Mask as if @chrishipkins were spreading his legs near you. Physically distance as if everyone else were @JudithCollinsMP.
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is waining daddy. i is not goin out in dis. but tomowwo i dwags u down da hill. to da park. so i can lie in da puddles. in da mud. again.
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Has it been pointed out that "WANAKA" is a very close spelling approximation to what everyone is calling the couple who fled there yet?
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itz dinna time. daddy. i. is. hungwy. huwwy up.
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i made a list of events. i think should be added. to the olympics 2. the 100m hardwood floor slide 9. least time between naps 3. walking on the opposite side of a tree. so your human has to switch the hand they are holding the leash with 6. floor routine. but it’s belly rubs
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Two baby dotterel chicks have been spotted at Bethells Te Henga & the locals are pegging off an area again. Fingers crossed these ones survive. Dogs on leashes on the main beach are crucial - and leaving their food on the beach (kelp etc). Keep your distance. This is our chance
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The Ministry would like to remind all New Zealanders to keep each other safe and use the Covid Tracer app to scan QR codes and turn on Bluetooth functionality.
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DEC202 stolen between 5-6 pm tonight from Westgate. Seen in Whenuapai BP where cigs were stolen 6pm. Has young plumbing apprentice tools on board
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I’d rather push the button for the app to scan than push up daises. All you lazy sods who think it’s a waste of time and doesn’t affect you? Bit hard to have that argument when you’re six feet under. Scan the bloody QR code and don’t be a Richard Cranium.
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This is good
People frustrated with the negative sides of Twitter sometimes ask me what they can do about it. Here's a thread with some ideas. Whether you have 100 followers or a million, you can do something to help… 📢
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Stop takin fotogwafs daddy. huwwy up an fwow da ball. i is waitin
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come in da water an swim wiv me daddy. i pwomise i let you have a turn wiv da ball...
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This is #NewZealand’s endemic and magnificent pigeon, the #kererū. Making a comeback as we get introduced pests under control, plant natives and restore habitats. Sound on to hear the characteristic wingbeats. @AlbanyBiology @GoPro. #birds
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Replying to @simonthornley30
Dr Thornley please remove all reference to me from your article, website & any other media. You quoted me out of context, & attempted to make me appear supportive of your cause without even talking to me. I expect far stronger ethics from an academic on such an important issue. – at Auckland, New Zealand
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Napier weather update: It's raining big, wet drops and the arse has fallen out of the temperature market: Currently only 10°C! @weatherbom @WeatherWatchNZ
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appawently yestaday was intunashnal dog day. i missed it. but dat's alwite. we can party today insted. an tomowwo. an i will ask da nice @jacindaardern lady. to make it a speshal holiday. i has my dukkie an is weddy to play.
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I've prepared both my speeches.. They're destroying the livelihoods of small business owners by staying at level 3. Or alternatively.. By moving to level 2 they're playing dice with the lives of New Zealanders.
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