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Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
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Great news! Congress is proposing a bill for public school teachers that will mandate starting base salaries of $60,000, plus a $50,000 signing bonus, overtime pay of 25% of their base salary, and student loan forgiveness of up to $60,000!
Just kidding. That’s the federally mandated compensation package for an ICE agent.
- BP Sweany
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Did you know that In Iran, if a 12-year-old girl is forcibly impregnated by her father, she must carry her baby to term or she’ll spend the rest of her life in prison?
Oh, did I say Iran? I meant to say Mississippi, Alabama & Texas. My bad!
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So let me get this straight America, he:
• Fucks kids
• Admits to sexually assaulting women ON CAMERA
• Starts Wars
• Destroys your economy
• Has US citizens shot in the street for expressing views
• Tweets "I'm going to kill everyone, praise Allah"
And Y'all like "Ok".
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The silence of Republicans as their president threatens to commit genocide is deafening.
They're all complicit.
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Here the thing: Trump lies as he breathes, and he makes threats that he always walks back. He’s been nothing but a lying/bullshitting marketer of himself his whole life. So when he threatens to end Iranian civilization tonight, odds are it’s an empty threat. But…even MAKING the threat is abhorrent, sickening, deranged, & dangerous.
But alas, I’m a broken record: He’s utterly unfit for office, he’s always been utterly unfit for office, and he should be removed from power immediately. 25th Amendment.
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Every problem we have suffered in Texas over the past two decades is directly attributable to Republicans. They’ve been in charge for that long. And they’re telling you they’re the only ones who can fix the problems, when they’ve been in charge the entire time. Wake the fuck up.
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you are not crazy
@gordonkeith, am I crazy or does Wayne Gretzky bear a startling resemblence to Tom Poston’s character, “George Utley,” from “Newhart”?
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President Biden’s message to the press: The defeated former president has made no secret of his attack on our democracy. He said he wants to be a dictator on day one, promised a ‘bloodbath’ when he loses again, and so much more. Eight years ago, you could have written it off as just Trump talk, but no longer. Not after January 6. I'm sincerely not asking you to take sides, but asking you to rise up to the seriousness of the moment. Move past the horse race numbers and the gotcha moments and the distractions. Focus on what's actually at stake. Every single one of us has a serious role to play in making sure democracy endures. I have my role, but in all due respect, so do you. In the age of disinformation, credible information that people can trust is more important than ever. And that makes you more important than ever
Third party candidates have mostly been spun out of the left side. What if the #Republicans had a split and the moderate Republicans put an independent candidate up there that wasn’t afraid of going up against #Trump? Feels like there is an opportunity for a third party there.
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A new era of Spartan Football is here!
Please welcome Jonathan Smith as the 26th Head Coach in program history.
📰 | bit.ly/47OmURd
#GoGreen
ALT Welcome Graphic: Jonathan Smith.
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Police just confirmed what @JohnMillerCNN first reported exclusively on the air 15 or twenty minutes ago. The suspect in the Michigan State mass shootings shot and killed himself after police approached him on an East Lansing street.
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CHUCK TODD: You're worried about the Chinese and Hunter Biden. Are you worried about the Chinese and Donald Trump?
JIM JORDAN: No, I'm not
TODD: The issue is you do not seem to ever see the same conspiratorial problems when it's a Republican
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Thanks Seattle Times for this list of people who made fun of Paul Pelosi. Hold them accountable:
WatchJeff retweeted
my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus rounds up the needy on Christmas Eve and ships them who the fuck cares where because why the fuck should they be his problem
