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I would rather lose every remaining game of this already toast season than give up a single draft pick, draft picks are what is gonna get us out of this shithole of a roster not Jacoby Brissett
Woah, I have had many sports physicals and a military entry physical and no one ever had to stick their finger up my ass, they do now but that’s because I’m in my 40s checking my prostate
Biased, that’s not an official name, it’s like a candidate being able to put made up nicknames like Joe “Best mayor ever” jones on the ballot
The defense can’t hold a second half lead because the fans don’t cheer loud enough or believe in tinker bell hard enough or something
Women’s professionals sports only exist because they exclude men, otherwise it would just be “sports” and look identical to current men’s sports
Go to any high school track meet ever, boys objectively run faster, jump higher, throw farther than girls, it is measured to the thousands of a second or to the milimeter and is transferable to any “sport” that is also a physical activity
Will.i.aint retweeted
1926: “The Jews in Europe are not European. They are Semites. The science says so.”
2026: “The Jews in Israel are not Semites. They are European. The science says so.”
It’s a fact, look at any single sport, for example, the 200m dash, if there was no “women’s 200m” how many women could compete in the Olympics? Zero, how many women would make the Brazilian national soccer team? None so they have women’s team
It’s based on the reality that Women’s sports exists specifically because it excludes men, if there was no women specific category, all “sports” would look identical to men’s sports right now
Republicans aren’t libertarian, loosing in a primary to a republican while being attacked for not being “conservative” accomplishes less than losing in a general election
There were 3 submarines stationed in Guam in 2005, the USS City of Corpus Christi, USS Houston, USS San Francisco, I saw this ship (not real picture) when it was towed back into Guam after the incident standing topside on my ship the Houston
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You can see my boat in the background next to the frank cable, I was topside when they got tugged in to port
The boat was in fact stationed in Guam and did pull in there after the accident but there is no dry dock in Guam it has to go to Hawaii for the repairs
A Republic isn’t a democracy, our Republic has democratically elected representatives but it doesn’t have to be, the representatives could be appointed or picked some other way and still be a republic, like the House of Lords in England
Hey what if a thing you want to happen every day of your life happens? Wouldn’t that be terrible? 😂
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days.
Annoying? Not very sexy?
GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING