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1926: “The Jews in Europe are not European. They are Semites. The science says so.”
2026: “The Jews in Israel are not Semites. They are European. The science says so.”
There were 3 submarines stationed in Guam in 2005, the USS City of Corpus Christi, USS Houston, USS San Francisco, I saw this ship (not real picture) when it was towed back into Guam after the incident standing topside on my ship the Houston
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Hey what if a thing you want to happen every day of your life happens? Wouldn’t that be terrible? 😂
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days.
Annoying? Not very sexy?
GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
Since we are talking about DC statehood again for some reason I feel the need to point out, stop bringing up Virginia, no part of DC is on the Virginia side of the Potomac, whatever happens in DC, Virginia is not in the discussion
Will.i.aint retweeted
BREAKING NEWS:
Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera once told a fellow Halo player on Xbox Live that he would, “…sleep with his mother and drink all of his juice boxes the next morning.”
More to come.
Texas GOP House Candidate Brandon Herrera Says Kittens Should Be Sent to Chinese Restaurants
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The remark was a dark joke by Brandon Herrera during an Oct 2025 episode of The Josie Show podcast responding to the host's story about rescuing kittens from euthanasia.
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I’m proud to have lived long enough to see the discourse eventually come around to “refusing to have sex with someone can be rape”
Maybe it’s just me but protesting is just fine, stand in front of your school or city hall or whoever you are protesting with signs and shout what you want, breaking or burning or looting things is not protest, nor does it improve schools 🤷♂️
There were no witches in Salem, a group of hysterical girls falsely accused a bunch of adult women and men of witchcraft who were then killed, why this is used now as either an example of religious persecution or some sort of demonstration of patriarchy should be studied
Kung fu was probably a real group of martial arts up until the cultural revolution, but it was lost, then recreated for movies and tourism, it’s like recreating Greco Roman wrestling only from texts and ending up with professional wrestling
I think the broader point about “politics” in music that people are unknowingly demonstrating by pulling up lyrics to old Metallica songs, is that you should write and perform songs about whatever it is you want to convey, not talk shit between your nonsense pop hits
If Shane Gillis wanted to make women like him, he should of done something they like and support, like strangle toddlers in his basement
If Sydney Sweeney did a sports betting app advertisement while working out in a gym in reveling workout clothes, how am I supposed to feel about that? I can’t keep up with the trends
