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crotchety librarian, overworked and under-appreciated master's degree haver, delusion enjoyer, fake-ass bitch.

Virginia, USA
Joined July 2012
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IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN
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You are not allowed to grow and change at all. If you said something prejudiced and/or insensitive when you were 12 then fuck you, go die in a ditch.
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Aaron, Slightly Above Average Individual retweeted
You’re laughing. A new frontier of pointless leftist infighting is being spearheaded by a white person in a hijab-inspired secular accessorization, and you’re laughing.
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Aaron, Slightly Above Average Individual retweeted
“The taste of me is acquired, but it’s his favourite dish”
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it’s identical i’m crying 😭😭😭
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By the end of the week I plan on becoming the next Thierry Mugler. #Dressmaker
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I went to her Club Valentine show in DC and she ATE DOWN. I'd kill to see her live again.
Since you guys are on starfucker now let's talk about this smash hit
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Aaron, Slightly Above Average Individual retweeted
🚨 Taylor Swift announces new single ‘Patient Zero’ out September 25th.
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He keeps trying to convince me he's a top but that's just never going to happen.
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Aaron, Slightly Above Average Individual retweeted
Me when plastic by slayyyter starts to play…
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Them murdering her for the 5th time
Sombra will be receiving a major Hero rework in Season 5 of #Overwatch, moving her from the Damage role to the Support role 💉
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Aaron, Slightly Above Average Individual retweeted
Sombra will be receiving a major Hero rework in Season 5 of #Overwatch, moving her from the Damage role to the Support role 💉
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Aaron, Slightly Above Average Individual retweeted
Well…
“The final Sombra rework”
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Aaron, Slightly Above Average Individual retweeted
sombra rework
#SOMBRA WILL BECOME A SUPPORT IN SEASON 5 OF #OVERWATCH
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Just. Make. WoW. 2.
WoW: Forever launches November 4 with: ⛓️ New dungeons 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 10 & 20-player raids 🪽 Skyborne playable race 🗺️ New & expanded zones ✅ Account-wide perks 💡 Updated world visuals & lighting 🧟 New race & class combos ❗ 1000+ new quests Join the Beta September 17!
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I'm gonna throw up.
STREAMING SUPPORT SOMBRA FROM BLIZZCON IN 30 MINUTES!!
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