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that's exactly what a dead body would say
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collecting these and putting them in sleeves like rare trading cards
Some U.S. bartenders are handing intoxicated customers discreet ‘you’re cut off’ cards instead of announcing it in front of everyone. The cards reportedly tell customers to ‘leave quietly and no one will know.’ [H/T: hidden.ny]
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Will you guys ever make an original/not outdated post instagram.com/p/DN8xUMUER9c/
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You know you're in Minnesota D3 football when your schedule looks like a Medieval Times roster.
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Dropping a quarter off the empire state building and it slots perfectly into a gum ball machine but the gum ball comes out so fast it kills a child
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Some of y’all are weak.
Americans’ alcohol consumption falls to its lowest level since 1939, per Gallup.
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Well, next Saturday is Halloween. Or, as evil old people know it, "Razor Apple Day."
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This is true for just about every city that gets shit on. Detroit. Baltimore. If you can't have fun in a major city, that's a personal skill issue. Fun Cleveland fact: it is home to one of the best art museums in the world, which is also free to enter.
Mike McCarthy was shocked the first time he went to Cleveland that it wasn't an absolute dump: "The first time I went to Cleveland it looked nothing like I was told it looked like. There's nice suburbs. Good downtown.”
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Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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type shit they make you drive in GTA with 8 mins to pass the mission
This boat is a “Log Bronc” and is used to move logs around in sawmill ponds 👀
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Well yes because those phishing test emails are from Micrasotf asking me to claim my $1000. They aren’t from an organization where I am employed that recently won a championship where I was told I would also receive a ring requesting me to pick out my ring. It’s slimy.
In every real corporate job in America, companies run phishing emails tests to stop employees from clicking random BS that hackers use to breach systems and potentially bankrupt the company. It’s called cybersecurity. But it’s Dolan and the Knicks, so suddenly it’s a scandal. In some companies I have worked for if you just ignore the phishing emails and don’t report it as a phishing email you get dinged and have to do a training.
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Unintentionally one of the funniest tweets ever made? 😭🤣
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What the actual fuck have I just read
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i found the only funny post on threads
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Nothing stops #MACtion
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Can we kill whatever this genre of horror is
Film Title; BUDDY🔥🎬
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