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What the—?
What is this?? What is THIS???
💀💀💀
This is like if a LaCroix was a bagel and cream cheese
My disappointment is thicker than the schmear
I am so sad
😭
@EinsteinBros come get your employees!!
ALT A sliced and toasted blueberry bagel with a truly pathetic amount of strawberry cream cheese “schmear,” resting open-faced on a piece of bakery paper. The surface of the bagel is easily visible through the sheer smear of cream cheese. It looks like someone forgot to add it, quickly wiped whatever was left on their knife onto the surface of the bagel, and said “close enough.” I have eight straight hours of patients today. At least the cold brew’s good this time?? 🤷🏻♀️
Anyone else fuckin’ fired up about the Olympics?
No?
Just the one announcer for women’s Golf this morning? 😂
“I want things to look like weird Future shit!”
—–— @How2Drink
(Dec 17, 2023)
Sometimes it’s purrfectly acceptable to be your own face pillow/nose warmer.
#Caturday
Nothing to get a lady to pick up the pace at the tail end of her 3+ mile run like “This Means War” by @Nickelback, apparently.
Hey… Hey @bethesda
So, I’ve been watching my boyfriend @Rocky_L_ playing #Starfield
I need the actual plushies, please.
…
NEED.
🥺
Deep, heavy, existential themes in almost every session today.
Writing my last case note, and notice I’ve been humming. Pause for a moment to listen to WHAT I’m humming…
Various snippets of Mozart’s Requiem, apparently.
The humor is DARK in my brain.
Lolwhoops?
Crowley: “WHAT… ARE… YOU… DOING… IN… THIS… BOOKSHOP?!”
Jimbriel: “I… AM… DUSTING. *wiggles feather duster*”
#GoodOmens2
Oh my god.
Aziraphale, your French is abysmal, and I can’t decide whether je suis triste et je veux pleurer ou si je vais mourir de rire.
Ciel, m’aidez 🤣