@WhatDoIDoWithIt

🤓 Teacher ✈️ Traveller 🏳️‍🌈 Rainbow Warrior

 Baltimore
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Joined January 2014
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This is the exact moment I realized I’ve slept with the O’s bird.
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A mother just said “please don’t ruin this for everyone” to her very loud maybe seven year old child at the bar with her at 2:30pm and I’ve never wanted to buy someone a drink more.
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Me too, vending machine. Me too.
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Hearing high schoolers explain math to each other is crazy. “Nah man, there’s no plus sign there gots to fuckin multiply that shit. I know it looks like we be dividin but that what fuckin happenz when you times by a fraction. I know bro shit wild. We be dividing by multiplying.”
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This is actually how "confidence intervals" work in statistics. I'm being 100% serious. Read on. This is a really fun concept. xitter.cf/HumansNoContext/status…
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to be a gay man watching straight people take away your rights and find a way to blame it on trans people is absolutely braindead behavior
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@stormrobinson3 Mar 2023
This is what happens when LGB people sit back and allow the TQ+ cult to hijack our civil rights movement and push radical queer theory onto kids. Gender ideology is social cancer that must be cut out. It’s not science. It’s not progress. It’s taking us backwards.
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Not @WTMD causing nightmares at 7am with the American Horror Story song.
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Me inviting a coworker to happy hour and literally any other colleague overhearing us.
out of context arrested development@casualarrested30 Jan 2023
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a post-apocalyptic zombie show based off a video game somehow making one of the most beautiful queer stories I’ve seen in a long time — not what I expected #TheLastOfUs
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paying a neo-noir private investigator 10 million dollars to find her
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My New Year’s resolution? Travel more. #ScreamVI
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This is all I want for Christmas.
Jake Kaplan@JakeKaplanNY12 Dec 2022
when jennifer coolidge plays tanya's twin sister in #WhiteLotus season 3 and she travels to the maldives to spread tanya's ashes the ocean...
this scene is so much funnier knowing it’s improvised im crying #whitelotus
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daphne and lucia, condragulations you’re the winners of this week’s challenge. portia, albie, harper, cameron, valentina, and ethan, you are all safe. tanya, quentin, I’m sorry my dears but you are up for elimination.
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I could watch Jennifer Coolidge silently put puzzle pieces together in her mind for hours. Literally. #TheWhiteLotus
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The gays aren’t ready.
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@NPR20 Sep 2022
Mariah Carey has hinted that her secret 1995 grunge album will be released. n.pr/3RYLmYt
she’s about to single handedly carry gay twitter for MONTHS
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Fox News is complaining about a nationwide teacher shortage today. Here are some of the things Fox has said about teachers over the last two years:
Fox News' 'Special Report with Bret Baier' chyron reads, "TEACHER SHORTAGE: SOME DISTRICTS MOVE TO FOUR-DAY SCHOOL WEEK"

ALT Fox News' 'Special Report with Bret Baier' chyron reads, "TEACHER SHORTAGE: SOME DISTRICTS MOVE TO FOUR-DAY SCHOOL WEEK"

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trump hiding in the Mar A Lago bathroom
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@CBS13 Jun 2022
Act natural, your crush is here. Us: #TonyAwards
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