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Swiftie since ‘06, Pgh N1, Toronto N2, T1D, “Loafing him was bread” **Say what you mean, but don’t say it mean**

Joined March 2021
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Instead of complaining about celebrities not posting about politics, channel that energy into something productive. Use this site or another similar site to find your reps and analyze what they have done or have not done. commoncause.org/find-your-re…
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If you're disappointed or angry that any celebrity didn't post about voting, then you aren't mature enough to be voting yourself and should just stay home.
If you didn’t vote because a celebrity didn’t post about it & tell you to, that’s a YOU problem.
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Travis Kelce in a job interview… “What three words best describe you?” “Husband. Married. Ring.”
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Seahawks hadn’t allowed points on the opening drive in 16 straight games. The Bears just went 80 yards in 17 plays for a touchdown over 8:32. What a statement.
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Broncos are the team that are ACTUALLY bailed out by the refs repeatedly. Ew.
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They really should have let everyone do a contemporary tonight. Making the women do such a hard dance in front of such a tough judge is brutal. #dwts
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People see "youngest inductee ever" and think it’s just another standard trophy for her shelf. You forget the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame has a strict 20-year career rule before you're even allowed on the ballot. She didn't just break the record; she was inducted on the literal exact first day the institutional timeline physically allowed her to be. 20 years to the day after "Tim McGraw" dropped. The system didn't give her an early pass; she just maxed out the timer the second it started running.
Taylor Swift has officially been inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame.
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Literally crying and reliving the last 20 years with her. We are both 1989 babies and it feels like we “grew up together”🥹
Have we known her 20 seconds or 20 years? 🥹 Today we celebrate #20YearsOfTaylorSwift and the music, memories, and eras we grew up with. 💚💛💜♥️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍❤️‍🔥
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I WISH I had enough time to police random people’s like. Give me some of that spare time, please. Damn.
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This is what The Alchemy refers to by the way. Her exes turned her into a ghost of who she used to be, then “What if I told you I’m back??”
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“Your hand-me-down sweater should’ve been from the mall” is subtly brilliant and I can’t stop thinking about it.
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Me: I don’t wish bad things on people. Even my worst enemies. Me when the Eagles turn the ball over:
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I hate the ref narrative… but the refs are literally handing this game to the Broncos. Wtf???
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
Cleveland! explained in 3 seconds
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Travis Kelce now has more yards after the catch than anyone in NFL history, and when you strip away all of the fame, all of the personality, all of the accolades, that might be the record that truly personifies Kelce’s football career. That’s a number that stands on its own.
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Omg this Lindsay Clancy jury has to be going INSANE with all of these delays.
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
Patrick Clancy theorists: What you are doing is wrong, harmful, and gross. Knock it off.
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my top 5 before debut tv: 1. Tim McGraw 2. Picture to Burn 3. Stay Beautiful 4. Should’ve Said No 5. Cold As You
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