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Swiftie since ‘06, Pgh N1, Toronto N2, T1D, “Loafing him was bread” **Say what you mean, but don’t say it mean**

Joined March 2021
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
If you're disappointed or angry that any celebrity didn't post about voting, then you aren't mature enough to be voting yourself and should just stay home.
If you didn’t vote because a celebrity didn’t post about it & tell you to, that’s a YOU problem.
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
Seahawks hadn’t allowed points on the opening drive in 16 straight games. The Bears just went 80 yards in 17 plays for a touchdown over 8:32. What a statement.
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
People see "youngest inductee ever" and think it’s just another standard trophy for her shelf. You forget the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame has a strict 20-year career rule before you're even allowed on the ballot. She didn't just break the record; she was inducted on the literal exact first day the institutional timeline physically allowed her to be. 20 years to the day after "Tim McGraw" dropped. The system didn't give her an early pass; she just maxed out the timer the second it started running.
Taylor Swift has officially been inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame.
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Cleveland! explained in 3 seconds
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Travis Kelce now has more yards after the catch than anyone in NFL history, and when you strip away all of the fame, all of the personality, all of the accolades, that might be the record that truly personifies Kelce’s football career. That’s a number that stands on its own.
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
Patrick Clancy theorists: What you are doing is wrong, harmful, and gross. Knock it off.
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
#TravisKelce is at his best when the lights are shining the brightest. He holds the record for most postseason 100 yard receiving games with a whopping 9. Travis is an all time NFL great! 🐐🐐🐐
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
“I think my favorite moment was just that they created a place that they could have the normalcy that they deserve,” he says. “And it just happened to be at Madison Square Garden with security making sure everybody was safe and good and they could just have a night for themselves.” “I really thought of it as what a gift they gave to us too,” he notes. “It’s one thing nobody’s talking about is what a gesture it was to those people that they invited and to welcome us and to provide such an incredible night and then to provide such incredible generous donations to charities in New York and Kansas City and everywhere else.” -Eric Stonestreet via People magazine
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
Maybe whoever it is that keeps funding these weird bot smear campaigns against Taylor should give all of that money to charity instead and actually help someone
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
i love this
Did the internet just discover the word ‘tacky’ ? open.substack.com/pub/rachel…
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
it’s perfectly fine to not know how the power grid works but I think you should probably not be accusing a pop star of murder if you don’t
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are now married.
NFL star Travis Kelce reveals he made a friendship bracelet with his number on it when he attended Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour, but left disappointed because he didn’t get to hand it to her.
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
SPOUSE
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You hear that, haters? This is a story worth celebrating.
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LG (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care) retweeted
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have donated $26M to more than 20 charities this week ahead of their reported New York wedding. The recipients include: • City Harvest (New York City) • Food Bank for NYC • New York Cares • Los Angeles Regional Food Bank • Harvesters – The Community Food Network (Kansas City, MO) • The Store (Nashville, TN) • Helping Harvest (Reading, PA) • Rhode Island Community Food Bank • Feeding America (National) • ASPCA (National) • Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library (National) • Grammy in the Schools (National) • Education Through Music (New York, NY) • Answer the Call (New York, NY) • Musical Mentors (New York, NY) • After-School All-Stars (New York, NY) • After-School All-Stars (Cleveland, OH) • MSK Kids, the pediatric cancer program at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center (Children & Teen and Adolescents & Young Adult programs) • Hassenfeld Children’s Hospital at NYU Langone • Children’s Mercy Hospital (Kansas City, MO) variety.com/2026/music/news/…
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People will try to tell you Taylor is just a regular pop girlie but here’s a bunch of people single a 16 year old non single in the streets of New York after a Knicks win
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