Failed Human Experiment
No idea
Joined March 2009
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My Halloween costume is depressed, exhausted, anxious, grieving Santa Claus hiding from the elves in social housing.
Like many single dudes in their 50's I bought Halloween candy "just in case" someone comes to Trick Or Treat even though there is no fucking way anyone is letting their kids go to that weird old bloke's apartment for candy. Works out well for us all.
Jesus Hucking Christ (Yes, that's what the "H" stands for. It's "fucking" in Aramaic.) What a fucking week!
Do you ever play your Liked Songs playlist on shuffle, it goes on an absolute tear, and think "Fuck I've got great taste in music."?
Gulf of Mexico = Gulf of America
Lake Ontario = Lake America
Defenestrating, poisoning, war criminal = Humanitarian
What a time to be alive.
For now.
In my PJs, Uggs, watching a quirky British murder mystery series, and eating delicious sandwiches I made. Bezos & Musk got fuckall on me right now.
OJ?
Trump: "He stood up and violently slashed her neck. Almost cut her head right off. Slashed it violently and viciously. For those people who are able to handle that kind of stuff, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Very rarely do you see it run behind the actual, almost hit. Her head was barely attached"
The music video for INXS' "Never Tear Us Apart" gives me real "Mission Impossible" vibes, only with significantly more heroin.
RFK w H C-Y.
A controversial hepatitis B study was recently funded by the CDC in spite of global criticism. A WHO spokesperson tells @KatherineEban, "The study is unethical.”
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I'm having an existential crisis over whether I'm having an existential crisis or existential crises.