nothing, a 'Parody'.

Joined June 2009
Jacob Fowler sets the @CanadiensMTL record for career shutouts by an American born goalkeeper following his incredible performance tonight. #Habs #Gator
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Memo to Marco Marciano...work on shots from distance, and work on deflections.
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325mg Aspirin is a fucking Bayer Aspirin available OTC. Nothing nefarious here, just an octogenarian not knowing what the fuck medicine he takes. This happens every damn day.
Holy shit. Remember after his stroke, when I told you Trump’s blood results only make sense if he is in an additional medication? Trump claims he takes a “386” of Aspirin. Which doesn’t exist. But is the marking on hypertension medication. People tried to claim he meant he takes a 325mg of aspirin daily - which is the level for severe pain treatment. But his own health records confirm he is only on a 81mg dose.
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So, Engstrom and F. Xhekaj are still with the #Habs
Les Canadiens ont cédé les joueurs suivants au Rocket de Laval · The Canadiens have assigned the following players to the Laval Rocket: O. Beck, D. Bentley, L. Dauphin, J. Davidson, J. Fowler, F. Mesar, L. Mittelstadt, O. Protz, D. Reinbacher & T. Thorpe.
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Interestingly, Nashville claimed William Trudeau. #Habs
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Sean Farrell, William Trudeau, Joshua Roy, and Jordan Harris all placed on waivers by their respective teams today. #Habs
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But, he's got white skin!
Republican nominee for Maine’s 2nd congressional district Paul LePage says he supports Trump and ICE but is outraged they are deporting one of his relatives: “He’s being deported because he came from a country that’s not to the liking of certain people in Washington.”
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If you look very closely at Trump’s legs and feet as he’s walking, you’ll notice that he’s a lumbering fat fuck who raped children with Jeffrey Epstein. Stay tuned for more cutting-edge medical analysis from this account.
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This photo actually broke me on @majorityfm today. The way you can tell she’s smiling from afar. How hard she’s hitting her stride. We had a viewer say she should be known as "Insane Bolt," which might be the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.
Natalie Harp running after Trump’s golf cart in 2023
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MAGA IN 2020: "It's just the flu. It's another Democratic hoax." MAGA IN 2026: "Fauci lied, people died. He should be in prison for killing millions." And THAT is why MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet.
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Trump got the COVID vaccine and like 12 booster shots. Never forget that you stupid MAGA neanderthals.
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You were vaccinated. Multiple times. How do I know? Because I cooked an event you attended in early 2022. The venue’s policy was: if you wanted to attend unmasked, you had to be vaccinated (this didn’t stop until April that year at this venue). You also had to RSVP well in advance and provide a negative COVID test before the event. So if you were there, you met those requirements. But by all means, keep bullshitting.
Remember: Anthony Fauci was all about “following the science,” until it came to vaccines. He was all about forcing you into compliance, even though we all knew infection was the best protection.
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Looked at @MTLAlouettes tickets tonight. We have never been to a game, kids were curious. Game vs BC Lions, upper deck, $94+ each. Discouraging. Family of 4 to pay $400, plus concessions? Gotta pass.
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35 years ago today: El Presidente, El Perfecto!
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Sean Farrell leaves the @RocketLaval as the franchise all-time leading American born scorer with 186gp, 46g, 79a, 125p. #Habs
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I'm sure this took him back pack to his own days as a dodger. Specifically 1968, when he got out of going to Vietnam because of 'bone spurs'.
CLASS ACT! Dodgers Owner Mark Walter just presented President Trump with a custom World Series ring and a “47” Dodgers jersey!
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As happy as you'll ever see a person after getting a baseball.
Who remembers when the mailman got Andre Dawson’s HR in 1989?
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This dude, Joe Rogan, makes $83 million per year and doesn't even know that Don Jr. and Eric trump have military contracts with the Pentagon? He might genuinely be THAT dumb, but I don't think so. Why do so many people even listen to this obtuse knob?
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The FIFA President every time he sees Donald Trump:
Infantino To Trump: This world cup would not have been such an incredible success without you. It is the greatest human social and cultural event that mankind has ever witnessed.
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