Data-driven pragmatist.

The Great Dismal Swamp
Joined October 2020
Parapolitics Twitter goes analog
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"Drake is 40" "no, 40 is Drake's producer" "Noah Shebib? he's 43!" "no, he's 40" "well Drake is 40 too" "neither of them is 42!"
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A 21-year-old was abducted from his home in the middle of the night and held for a year without charge. Israel killed a Palestinian hostage—and the media couldn’t care less.
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The religion in question:
Trump: To be great, we need our religion back much stronger than it is right now.
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Opinion | Israel's moderate settlers prefer 'polite' ethnic cleansing | Zvi Bar'el haaretz.com/opinion/2026-10-…
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Gambling has seeped so deeply into every fiber our society that people genuinely consider Polymarket and Kalshi to be media outlets. We've got to do something about it before it's too late
the current state of new media
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Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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Israel’s defenders: It’s not a genocide Israelis: Palestinians must leave or we’ll kill them
A young blonde woman with an American accent in Israel says that all the Arabs must be kicked out of Gaza because it is "our land" since "God commanded us to take it." The Palestinians should be kicked out to any other Arab state, she continues, except Jordan, Lebanon, and Syria, "because they are ours." "Or we will kill them," she adds Can we stop pretending that this is a marginal view in Israel? That these are the comments of a fringe minority? They are not. Israel has been on this path for quite some time. Western governments know it fully - yet they continue to fund and enable Israel's genocidal policies.
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BREAKING: The prime minister of the UK has advised people to stock up on tinned food and bottled water, per BBC
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Produced by who
Revisiting Catfish (2010), the documentary about a photographer who gets excited by the prospect of meeting up with an 8 year old girl he met on facebook. Produced by Jeffrey Epstein associates Brett Ratner and Andrew Jarecki
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Here are my Nonnegotiables
BREAKING: Ahead of President Obama’s Detroit rally with Dr. El-Sayed, 230 rabbis from 34 states plus DC sent Dr. El-Sayed an open letter standing in solidarity with the Michigan rabbis and leaders behind Nonnegotiable Michigan. Their request is simple: that when Dr. El-Sayed stands beside President Obama, he affirm our five nonnegotiables publicly and in his own words, and then demonstrate through his words and actions that he means them.
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Illiterate Gramsci
we are starting to enter a weird time we are caught in between the old and new world
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Gee, I wonder
If there is one demographic that shifts Republican in 2026 from 2024, what would it be?
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Israeli soldiers forced Palestinian families from their homes in Hebron in the occupied West Bank overnight Friday, taking control of the properties, marking houses with X signs and hanging Israeli flags from balconies. Troops also blocked roads and closed a nearby checkpoint, restricting movement in the neighborhood as the military expanded its presence in the area. The operation followed an attack Friday in which two Palestinian gunmen killed two Israeli soldiers and wounded three others before being shot dead by Israeli forces. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu had threatened a major military offensive following the attack.
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White House Weighs Mass Pardons for Junior Staff
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Pedo-con theory remains undefeated.
The Republican candidate for Senate in Massachusetts has openly admitted to being a pedophile btw and no one cares
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I can't get over this photo. It's the kind of thing that would launch a thousand schizo tracts in the 1990s and vindicate countless more in the years following. You'd see it on posters declaring Trump the Antichrist. Maybe the defining image of Trump II?
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BRITAIN IS CLOSE TO POSSESSING A NUCLEAR WEAPON. THE REGIME MUST BE TOPPLED
Benjamin Netanyahu has ordered Israel to support Argentina over the Falklands, The Telegraph can reveal. The Israeli prime minister told diplomats to change his country’s official position and join Buenos Aires in calling for direct talks over the future of the islands. 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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The rise of mass short-form video content has been an unmitigated disaster.
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