Our SEO guy says we should put a gap in 'copywriting' so people can find us on Google. We still have meetings about it. Tweets by @helensteemson.
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PSA: If you've been avoiding getting a smear because trauma, ask your GP for options. Two that I've heard of is getting a nice wee tranquiliser or being fully sedated. Whatever it takes to #SmearYourMea.
Just got my third identical tsunami emergency alert. How many more heart attacks does Civil Defence want me to have?
I'm setting up a sting operation to record a serial car-scratcher in the act. Any advice on type of camera I should use?
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I've been trying to remove the word, 'but' from my vocab. Adding a 'but' 100% undermines the previous statement. "I love you, but.." Means, "Let's break up". "I get where you're coming from, but..." means "You're wrong, idiot".
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Kia Ora Tokomaru 4 Square, showing how it’s done 🙌🏽 Now, let’s do the rest of the country #signage
Kicking off the home D-floor for the three year old inevitably ends up with me dancing by myself to Harry Styles.
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Helen from WFB retweeted
I’m a victim of a violent crime committed by a man currently in Waikeria - he may even be up on that roof. I hate him and everything he has done to his victims, including my friends and family. Regardless, I still want him to be afforded human rights by those incarcerating him.
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Helen from WFB retweeted
21 years ago, the world watched New Zealand to see if it was still working.
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Helen from WFB retweeted
If you are married and want to eat a scone, you need to buy 2 scones, regardless as to the answer to the question "would you like a scone?"
Helen from WFB retweeted
Stop giving an amoral company your data for free.
Be happier.
Seems like a win-win.
People who deactivated Facebook in a study were happier afterward, reporting higher levels of life satisfaction and lower levels of depression and anxiety.
That change is equal to about 25-40% of the beneficial effect typically reported for psychotherapy trib.al/pt2iTCx
I’ve had an Apple Watch for 36 hours and the best thing about it is that I can make Siri ping my phone instead of making my wife call me 6 times a day. That and setting timers.
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