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Computer Geek. Astronomy Geek. Dorsai Irregular. Gay. #DCTID my tweets, views, and opinions are my own. he/him / Black Lives Matter / Fuck fascists.

Ypsilanti, MI
Joined November 2008
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Mike Garrison retweeted
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Mike Garrison retweeted
A special night for Haruki⚜️ Reflections on winning the 2026 Black Arrow and the home playoffs ahead🔴🟡 Presented by Austin Brothers Beer Co.
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I’ve had the honor of seeing what the team has been working on and have been very impressed. Super excited to see this publicly announced and what the future holds.
I'm incredibly excited to share what we've been building: @WaldenRobotics - a full-stack, human-centric, customer-focused robotics company on a mission to build general-purpose robots and deploy them in the real world. The road here has been extraordinary. We've built the entire stack and pushed our robots into production. The hardest problems in AI and robotics aren't research problems anymore: since February, our robots have been doing useful work alongside people at a Toyota factory in North America. And most importantly, they learn and improve every day on the job. Here's a glimpse of our work so far: youtube.com/watch?v=fewvZrck… It's the privilege of a lifetime to be building this alongside my co-founders: @RussTedrake, @Ben_Burchfiel, @adnothing, Kerri Fetzer-Borelli, Siyuan Feng and Dave Johnson, and a phenomenal founding team. What lies ahead is even more ambitious. If you're driven to get robots doing useful work in the real world, join us.
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CUSTOM JERSEY GIVEAWAY 👕 It's a time to be thankful, and we're thankful for you! That's why we're giving you a chance to win a 𝗰𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 𝗗𝗖𝗙𝗖 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗷𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝘆! All you have to do is retweet this post and enter your contact information here: tr.ee/Nks7sO This contest will run until Wednesday, Dec. 10, so make sure to enter now! Good luck! Note: Only one entry will be counted per email address.
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“WE ARE DETROIT CITY FC”⚜️ It all comes down to tonight. 7PM. Win or go home. #dctid
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City Youth has had massive success on the pitch lately, and could use your help! Our ‘09 Boys Rouge team won the State Cup for the first time, earning a bid in the Midwest Regional President’s Cup in St. Louis! Learn more, and consider a donation here: gofund.me/2df0498e
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Alaska is Rouge and Gold (and green and white)! At Dawes glacier @DetroitCityFC @EasternMichU
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This dude just chucked a bag of trash out in a parking lot instead of putting it in a trash can. #annarbor
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Absolute admiration for President Zelenskyy. The guy has balls. He went into the Oval Office and stood up to Russia’s best negotiators.
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Detroit City FC legend Nate Steinwascher announces his retirement from professional soccer. Read his full statement on retirement ⚜️ 📰: detcityfc.com/news/2024/12/1… #ThankYouNate
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Mike Garrison retweeted
It’s probably fitting that @TampaBayRowdies’ upset win over Detroit came in a very back-and-forth manner. This team has overcome incredibly adverse circumstances recently, and their improved low-block defense proved to be the difference at Keyworth last night. Early, DCFC…
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Mike Garrison retweeted
i made pacman 😮 · · · but you control it with your mouth :)
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Tell me you’ve never been to Japan without telling me:
Replying to @R44D
3. Silence in the Streets No one walks around wearing AirPods or headphones. People are fully present. This creates a mindful atmosphere that’s a stark contrast to the constant background noise in the US.
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Mike Garrison retweeted
Here is our view of the aurora borealis (and Big Dipper) from around 8:20pm. #miwx
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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @elonmusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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Remarkable confession by JD Vance this morning when he said he will “create stories” (that is, lie) to redirect the media. All this to change the subject away from abortion rights, manufacturing jobs, taxation of the rich, and the other things clearly at stake in this election.
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STATEMENT MADE ✅ #DCTID | #DETvNM
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If you bought this platypus, I am sorry. From the bottom of my heart, I fucked up. Link to make it right is in the next tweet.
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