You failed the escape room puzzle I left for you in my room at the Season 3 house; this caused the season to end. You were so close to unlocking the Bloodgames Ending but you doomed us all. If you knew how much we spent setting that up, your people would weep for the coins lost

I like Jon quite a bit, but I'm skeptical of this shadowy cabal roleplaying as gymcel Freemasons. All the subterfuge didn't seem to help him very much. I'm curious what the codeword is for "cripple yourself and storm off the show"?

For those who didn't get enough of me last night on #fishtanklive, here's nearly two hours of me talking - about Jet, @JontentG, Bloodgames 2, @BronxBurt, Alex B, Bitchtank, the Goldstrikers, and more youtu.be/G4CLf6eahqc?si=WfXO… Thank you to @RezTKF for letting me monologue endlessly

The search for a hero continues... But every hero needs a squire, a questgiver, a deadly foe. Maybe it's YOU. Apply now to be an NPC for Bloodgames 2: zeosqo3goc0.typeform.com/to/… And if you seek more legends of Xavier, gaze upon my bard RezTKF's latest chronicle. #fishtanklive

Doth you hear the ravens? Turn your eyes NOW to the Fourth Season and witness me! #fishtanklive fishtank.live

Thank you to Rez TKF and his editor: the very talented "FREE EXPLOSION GREENSCREEN FX DOWNLOAD". Please be patient while he edits this, I forgot to turn my spells off beforehand & it takes a long time to manually remove all of the thunder sound effects that occur whenever I talk

#fishtanklive ⚠️STOX INSIDER TRADING TIP⚠️ Out of the available options, Ellie chose the following starter equipment during character creation: Oreo's Mini's Chips Ahoy Dorito's Cool Ranch Dorito's Nacho Cheese Do what thou wilt with this information...

Our first campaign hath proven our might. I raise my goblet in salute to the legions of the Ravenblood Council Discord, whose valor aided in the conquest of Ballahack Airsoft’s bloodied grounds. Here I stake our banner proud; soon Schitty shall tremble at its sight! #fishtanklive

A delicious torrent of nostalgia doth wash over me, harkening back to the fateful hour of #fishtanklive Bloodgames 1 when @JontentG cucked @pootwiddlius so thoroughly that our spurned Medic wandered the lands alone spraypainting a manifesto of weepy incel threats in Joker font

This is canon (Warning: Bloodgames 2 spoilers)

Good idea - if any women with cutting scars and a Discord Nitro subscription want to join my harem, please flood Soda Man's DMs with incessant questions about my personal life. He loves reading those and would be thrilled to hear your poignant insights regarding the USS Liberty

Beneath a moonlit night, a frightful twist of fate struck me! A cauldron of boiling Ramen doth spilleth in my lap and burned my groin and beautiful thighs. My balls still hurt after 4 days but Jet told me doctors aren't real and to ask ChatGPT. What do I do? Serious replies only

Thank you for the fleshlight @pootwiddlius