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If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. –Richard Feynman

Joined April 2012
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There’s two kinds of people in the world: those that create false dichotomies and those that don’t.
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Trump: "If people ever got tired of me in the US, I'll move to Israel and become prime minister"
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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I’ll never top this
Oh I guess I don’t understand how things work though?
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Future generations won't believe we let this happen.
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The Republican Party, in a nutshell, for my entire lifetime:
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My message to Democratic voters in Michigan:
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Ah memories
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It’s @VaushV … 100%
Costanza if Seinfeld was made in 2013
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Katie Miller has a master's degree and a career. It appears that she has consistently worked since she was 20. She can open a bank account, own property, and have a credit card in her name. She has access to no-fault divorce and would be entitled to child support for her baby if she and Stephen Miller divorce. She has laws protecting her against physical abuse and rape by her spouse. She had access to birth control and abortion, meaning that having a baby was a choice. She is very much not living the life that the "propaganda. . . convinced" women was oppressive. She is living the life that feminism made possible. Of course, she knows this. She's just a liar.
Imagine how much propaganda it took to convince women that this is oppressive.
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“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4” — unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast
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Hulu has live sports … except when it’s the #NBAFinals
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#hulu right now
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All month, across America
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The New World Screwworm, a grave parasitic threat, has just been detected in US cattle for the first time since it was eradicated in 1966. The parasite's revival comes after Trump and DOGE slashed funding for Screwworm monitoring programs.
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These people call Ukraine corrupt by the way
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump-IRS settlement permanently blocks IRS from auditing tax claims for President Trump and his family, Politico reports.
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This is the Left. Next time you tell me to unify or coexist alongside these parasites, I want you to remember who they are. They cheer on the death of American heroes. This is who they are. They aren’t Americans. They aren’t worthy of being called humans.
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What it looks like when billionaires control the media:
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Raise your hand if you thought it would actually be privately funded.
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