Lance wannabe (@YellowGeese) profile picture
She/They 20yo
Joined March 2026
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i love him
ao3 come back i miss you bratty phil
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i know my soulmate is gonna be a weird nerd who makes stupid jokes but is super intelligent and randomly sings song lyrics mid conversation and dances with me mindlessly in the kitchen
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dan while he was cutely getting a wax sculpture of him and phil holding hands: LMAOOO GOT THEM.........TOP 10 EPIC PRANKS
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DEE AND PEE HALLOWEEN BAKING TOMORROW 👻🚌
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¡Por fin Phan está en México! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
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ya me resigné a que voy a ser la persona con el outfit más aburrido en todo el hard launch tour and you know what? that’s okay 🙂‍↕️
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“i asked grok” “i asked chatgpt” dan asked him
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he made several points
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Holy shit we are getting hard tomorrow but we’re all getting ERECT this Wednesday 🚀💥
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Lance wannabe retweeted
you seem pretty lazy for a girl who's obsessed with academic success
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no soporto quedarme sola con mis pensamientos w
wait, so y'all listen to music EVERYDAY?? every single day?? 😭
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So like does my Dan and Phil style soulmate get assigned at the door of the venue for the hard launch tour, or do I have to arrange that separately?? Do they come with the merch bag?
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Lance wannabe retweeted
Tom Holland on what makes Spider-Man so popular. “If you ask any young kid what their favorite color is, it's going to be red or blue. And he has both of those.” (via: youtube.com/watch?v=muM7YcCl…)
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se acabó el pride y México perdió, realmente teniamos a los dioses del homosexualismo a nuestro favor
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DAN Y PHIL HOY SOMOS RIVALES
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Us: they’ve been together for seventeen years, they’re boyfriends. 🐱: “We kissed in PINOF 1.” Us:
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“the whole time” is cute and all but what if when they hard launched they said that they started dating a year ago, how weird would that have been?
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every day i wakeup mad im not emo boy phil lester
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Lance wannabe retweeted
if mexico beats england on sunday… latinos get custody of dan and phil
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i don’t fucking play about uni phil lester #NEEDTHAT
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