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I am an emotionally unstable woman... 😔Predictive text helped me formulate that first sentence. 🙄It's obviously true then...
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Step 1: buy a 4 pack of batteries
Step 2: use 2 batteries
Step 3: put the other two away
*time goes by*
i need two batteries
I can’t remember where i put the other 2
Repeat step 1
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Kareem Marcelle said the quiet part out loud and that’s why some ppl are up in arms… actually it’s not even “quiet” anymore tbh bc the same sentiments are being echoed throughout society via undercurrents and nuance
His delivery may have needed work but he did not tell a lie.
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Jack warner could write all that pretty words in the papers, the fact is you help put her there and this constant flip flop you always doing is tiresome😒, dont make it look like you now see the "light".
Miss me with this so called new integrity bullshit.
Yes, you’re wrong.
Q6. My girlfriend's 9-year-old daughter is mad disrespectful and evil. I lived here for a month and I told the girl to do her homework and the dishes before her mom gets home. She told me, "You ain’t my daddy. Focus on you." I smacked the thunder out of her, before I even recognized what I did. This girl ordered an Uber and left the house. She still didn't do the dishes. I texted my girlfriend what happened and she said I should leave. "You better go. Like, now." I like it here and I ain't going nowhere. Period. In my opinion, somebody should've taught that girl some respect and I AM the man to do it. An hour later, a big, black, hairy BEAR-MAN crashed through the front window of the house and he beat me to sleep. That was the girl's father; she packed her things and moved in with him. My girlfriend wants me out, but I like it here and I'm not leaving. I want to press charges for the assault but she says I struck her child first and I will get arrested for child abuse. The BEAR-MAN got the window fixed and my girlfriend is pretending nothing happened. I'm on crutches, my face is black and blue. I can’t find a job looking like this. I want to get my lick back but she won't tell me the BEAR-MAN's name or where he lives. She just wants me out. But I'm staying and I need to heal. I'm the victim here. And she should be grateful I corrected her rude ass child. Am I wrong? What would you do? #SBCCHAT
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Q6. My girlfriend's 9-year-old daughter is mad disrespectful and evil. I lived here for a month and I told the girl to do her homework and the dishes before her mom gets home. She told me, "You ain’t my daddy. Focus on you." I smacked the thunder out of her, before I even recognized what I did. This girl ordered an Uber and left the house. She still didn't do the dishes. I texted my girlfriend what happened and she said I should leave. "You better go. Like, now." I like it here and I ain't going nowhere. Period. In my opinion, somebody should've taught that girl some respect and I AM the man to do it. An hour later, a big, black, hairy BEAR-MAN crashed through the front window of the house and he beat me to sleep. That was the girl's father; she packed her things and moved in with him. My girlfriend wants me out, but I like it here and I'm not leaving. I want to press charges for the assault but she says I struck her child first and I will get arrested for child abuse. The BEAR-MAN got the window fixed and my girlfriend is pretending nothing happened. I'm on crutches, my face is black and blue. I can’t find a job looking like this. I want to get my lick back but she won't tell me the BEAR-MAN's name or where he lives. She just wants me out. But I'm staying and I need to heal. I'm the victim here. And she should be grateful I corrected her rude ass child. Am I wrong? What would you do? #SBCCHAT
I don’t see why you need help?
Q4. I cheated on my babymomma for years; sometimes, with her own cousin. She trusts me (earning a female's trust is my superpower) and we never fought about it. We were taking our kid to daycare when I saw her typing paragraphs of text to somebody on her phone. I didn't confront her cuz I knew I would snatch her phone and read it when I got the opportunity. I read the texts. Long story short, I'm raising my friend Red's son. This kid ain't mine. They argued back and forth about how to tell me. I confronted Red and he was like, "No shade…We all been with your babymom's, but she got the DNA test, and my guys (sperm) swam faster than everybody else's." I knocked him out. I'm so angry; I knew my son had red hair, but I never suspected it was because of Red. I pretended to forgive her, and I drove her to my sister's house so they could beat her ass. My fake babymom beat my sister and my aunt. She beat everybody up. Badly. Now they're all mad at me. She says we're not breaking up. I'm afraid to leave, to be honest. Help. #SBCCHAT
Idk …get a job? Rent a place?
Q2. Mom and I were getting evicted. I needed a place to stay so I met a woman on Facebook. I moved in, a few weeks later, I brought my mom. Things were cool until my mom said she doesn't approve of us shacking. I'm not ready to marry, and if I was, I wouldn't marry this woman. She's a pit stop on my way to someone better. But ole girl thinks that we SHOULD get married and my mom is onboard with this situation and they're planning a wedding when I didn't ask nobody to marry me. I told my mom to slow down and she backhanded me. I don't want to marry this woman, I just needed housing. Advice. #SBCCHAT
Money, honey. Money.
Q1. Danny was a pool boy in Jamaica when I brought him home with me. I've bought Danny everything he asked for. A bike, games, clothes—I even took him to Vegas with me. He lets me please him, (I wear dentures, so he loves what I do when I remove my smile) but he doesn't want sex from me. He believes that all white women are rich, I am not. Furthermore, I'm not financially stable enough to continue spoiling him. I expected sex by now, but he keeps teasing. What do Jamaican men want? How do I close the deal with him? I'm always hot and bothered and he doesn't do what he's supposed to. Advice. #SBCCHAT
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Having been to the POS TT Immigration office 3 times in the last 2 weeks, I wanted to share some basic info with everyone re Passport Appointments. I am doing this because once you get there, it is pretty much a “figure it out” system that leaves people confused & bewildered. 🧵
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The Party posting about their party while guns getting stolen from a station in the middle of the SOE. #everybuddywins
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In case you didn’t know…
10 years ago today, uncle @BUNJIGARLIN performed at Coachella, becoming the first Soca Artist to grace the main stage😌💃🏾✨
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According to Wayne Wonder’s wife, Jackie, Buju allegedly:
-Tried to kill his ex-wife Lorna in front of their kids.
-Sent 3 different men to kill Lorna.
-Wanted Lorna to perform certain acts just so she can get money from him to feed their kids.
-In order for his baby mothers to get money to feed their kids, they had to sleep with him and perform all sorts of acts.
-Had men kill an African named Sebastian.
-A murderer.
-A drug dealer.
-A rapist. He raped women in Trinidad, Bermuda, and a flight attendant who got pregnant by him.
This is the righteous Rasta man.
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A therapist who spent 40 years counseling couples on the brink of divorce wrote down the one conversation she wishes every couple would have before they get married.
She said: "If you have this conversation honestly, you will either save yourself decades of pain or build a foundation that can survive anything."
Here is the conversation…
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Heard "we're live" then said "yeah I know."
Bro did not care. He fulfilled his mandate as messenger, shoot him if yuh want. Might be a brilliant case of malicious compliance for all we know idk
But is this what it's come to? Is this how free speech dies? Kamla got your tongue?
