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❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 I teach middle school. On purpose. ISTJ. 🐍 🍀

Somewhere on a beach
Joined July 2014
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3 is screaming at me to change the show. I’m like “I. Cant. Find. The. Remote.!” He says, with one hand on each of my cheeks, “listen. I already found it yesterday” Like fuck though because he’s not wrong.
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Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to
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Honestly, I’m choked up about it.
"Simply the best" | Jeopardy posts official tribute to Alex Trebek for final episode wcnc.com/article/life/heartw…
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I applaud the people brave enough to leave the Trump administration now. It takes courage. After airline flights, I too have been known to unbuckle my seatbelt moments before the aircraft has "come to a complete stop," so I have experienced this level of courage first hand.
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I’m sad for warm climate Pokémon players who never get to see the beautiful snowy backgrounds hehe.
Update - after working from home for 2 days, I got an apology. Lol. Also after the noms for TOY came out - and I was on it lol.
My admins response to our request to deal with certain acts of blatant defiance was that if we were more engaging they wouldn’t be defiant. LSS it’s 6:39 I’m still in bed and you can teach them yourself then. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m out of fucks, but not sick days.
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Just waiting for someone in Canada to adopt my family and I so we can gtfo of here
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I remember the day I fell in love, like it wasn’t 1992 - and just keep adding things like this to the reasons why column.
Fuck you. You treasonous, lying , quisling.
My admins response to our request to deal with certain acts of blatant defiance was that if we were more engaging they wouldn’t be defiant. LSS it’s 6:39 I’m still in bed and you can teach them yourself then. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m out of fucks, but not sick days.
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I can’t breathe 😂😂😂
Replying to @AXE_US @AXE
THANK GOD Axe body spray weighed in. I once again feel comfortable enough to coat myself in your glorious musk to pull tail at Walmart.
👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ retweeted
Betsy DeVos has never done her job to help America’s students. It doesn’t surprise me one bit that she’d rather quit than do her job to help invoke the 25th Amendment. Good riddance, Betsy. You were the worst Secretary of Education ever. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ retweeted
twitter helping the fbi with evidence
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Betsy DeVos has resigned leaving no one at the helm of the Department Of Education, which is a vast improvement from the last four years.
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