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You can also tell us Ivan semwanga had surgery and is now Musya
Ivan Ssemwanga was buried in a sealed coffin. Public viewing was prohibited and photos banned. His body arrived in Uganda under ANOTHER MAN'S NAME. And @UgEmbassySA allegedly never saw his autopsy report.
I did some digging. Here's why Ivan might still be alive. 😳
A THREAD 🧵
But this is the same thing you do, the kids found it fit to pick a leaf
What exactly is this Nsangi Secondary School teaching or promoting by exposing students to content that ridicules people’s brands and the hard work they’ve put into building them? Then posting on their own tiktok page?? Is this the kind of conduct our schools should be encouraging?
@Educ_SportsUg , is this acceptable? I don’t think so! The school should take down the content and issue a public apology. Education should instil discipline, respect and responsibility, not encourage students to ridicule the efforts of others.
Bambi Mzee Samson Kasumba bakubye waki? Bagala alye wa?😭😭😭💔💔
Phee Your Nah retweeted
People think I just organize trips.
But what I really do is bring people's travel ideas to life, solve problems they may not see coming, and help them make better decisions about where their time and money go.
I don't just book trips. I make travel make sense. ✈️
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As you deal with the contributions, can I have the man’s contact so I can profile him as an example to everyone to learn to take responsibility for where he puts his weak d!ck!
We can’t let this be the habit!
Ugandans on X.
I would like to bring to your attention Kabaganda Sharon. She is one of us here. She got pregnant for someone who left her alone stranded for 4 month now.
The assistance she needs.
Financial help that can help her get what to eat but most importantly she needs to get a scan and also secure items to use through and after labor.
I had a call with her this evening regarding the same and tomorrow I plan to host a space around 8-PM where I’ll bring her onboard and see how best we can raise help for her. 🧒
I trust you as my follower and love you have. Kindly reach out to her on +256 708 976350 for any details.
Naye tulikuchi banaye
PUBLIC FOOD SAFETY ALERT: Poisonous seeds found mixed with beans in local markets
MAAIF has received complaints and verified evidence that rubber tree seeds (Hevea brasiliensis) are being fraudulently mixed with beans sold in some markets, notably in Agago District, posing a potential risk to public health.
1. HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM:
-Beans are flat or kidney-shaped. Rubber seeds are round like a marble.
-They have a shiny grey-white colour with dark brown/black spots and stripes.
-They have a small white dot where they were attached to the pod.
-See photos attached. If you see them, they are NOT beans.
2. WHY THEY ARE DANGEROUS:
These seeds are *NOT FOOD*. They are not edible.
I. They contain natural poison (cyanogenic glycosides) that can cause food poisoning.
II. If eaten raw or cooked with beans, they can cause: severe stomach pain, vomiting, dizziness, headache, weakness and diarrhoea.
III. Children are at higher risk. Chickens and pigs can also die if they eat many.
This is a case of *Food Adulteration*- accidental or intentional mixing of non-food items with food, which is illegal and dangerous.
3. WHAT CONSUMERS SHOULD DO:
Before buying:
I. Pour the beans on a flat tray and look through them before you pay.
II. Buy from trusted traders who clean their beans.
Before cooking:
-Sort thoroughly on a table or large plate. Remove ALL round mottled seeds, stones, and broken beans.
-Wash beans 2-3 times with clean water.
- Do not cook if you are not sure-bring a sample to your extension worker or Health Centre.
If someone has eaten them:
-Do not wait. Go immediately to the nearest Health Centre/Hospital and carry some of the seeds to show the health workers.
4. WHAT TRADERS AND MARKET LEADERS SHOULD DO:
I. Never store beans in sacks that were previously used for rubber seeds or other non-food items.
II. Always clean and sort beans before putting them on sale.
III. Market leaders ( SAS, Agricultural Police & Market Masters) should inspect produce regularly.
5. MAAIF APPEAL:
We call upon all LC1, LC2, Parish Chiefs, and VHTs to spread this message. Food safety is everyone's responsibility.
Eat Safe. Stay Healthy. Sort Your Beans Before Cooking!
Phee Your Nah retweeted
With the dollar rising, international travel will become very expensive for the average Ugandan traveler.
Why aren't hotels and resorts running campaigns jointly for people to holiday in Uganda?
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This is the 4th time this week of buying an avocado and on cutting, in the inside it looks like Kasumbaz brains.....there needs to be a way to detect that an avocado is kawa inside man.
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Sadly like your comprehension and reasoning, he is buried 6ft under 🙏🏻 Atleast he has an excuse for being absent, what’s yours for being a dead beat?
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Paul Webs. Your interpretation of English is too shallow for us to debate certain things please. 🙏🏽
Stay in the deadbeat lane, you’ll manage well there✨😘
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🚨🚨DEAN OF THIEVES 🚨🚨
We the traders, boda riders, youth and ordinary Ugandans have suffered enough. We are not refusing to pay tax. We are refusing to be over taxed and scammed by a system designed to make us poor.
This is how URA over taxes us;
1. Six Taxes on One Item. This is a Scam.
You import one phone or one bale of clothes. URA charges you;
- Import Duty 25%
- Excise Duty
- VAT 18%
- Withholding Tax 6%
- Infrastructure Levy 1.5%
- Environmental Levy 30%
One item, six taxes stacked on top of each other. By the time you reach Kikuubo, the price has tripled. Who can afford that? This is not taxation, this is extortion.
2. PAYE 40% - Highest in East Africa.
In Rwanda PAYE is 30%, Tanzania 30%, Kenya 30%. In Uganda it's 40%. A worker who earns 1M takes home only 600k. Government takes 400k before you even buy food which also has 18% VAT. Where is our take home? 🏠
3. Fuel Excise Raised Every Year.
Fuel excise from 1,350/= to 1,550/= to now 1,750/=per litre. Every time fuel goes up, everything goes up taxi fare, food, cement, soap. Yet URA says they are widening tax base.
4. Double Taxation on Small Businesses.
A small shop owner in Kampala pays: Trading license to KCCA, Income tax to URA, VAT 18% plus daily EFRIS fines of 2M, 6M for small mistakes. Many shops closed in 2024-2025 because of EFRIS enforcement without education.
5. EFRIS and Instant Fines are Digital Scam.
URA introduced EFRIS but did not train traders. Now a mistake of not issuing a receipt is 2M fine, then 6M. How can a woman selling tomatoes afford 6M? This is not tax collection rather this is punishment of the poor.
6. 11% Tax to GDP yet Harassing the Same 1 Million People.
URA collects only 11% of GDP, the lowest in EAC because they fear to tax the rich and the corrupt who steal billions. So they squeeze the same 1 million compliant Ugandans, boda riders, market women and small shops over and over.
What we ask not request because we are tax payers;
1. Reduce PAYE from 40% to 30% like our neighbors.
2. Reduce VAT from 18% to 10% like Kenya.
3. Stop stacking 6 taxes on one imported item and harmonize to one single tax.
4. Stop EFRIS fines until every trader is trained free of charge.
5. Publish online how every shilling is used.
URA @URAuganda , you are not collecting tax. You are killing businesses. You are making Uganda the most expensive country to live in East Africa.
If you tax us to death, who will pay tax tomorrow?
We Pay Tax, We Deserve Respect, Not Scam.
#TaxJusticeUg #EndOverTaxation
