Cracking down on burrito takeaways where the person operating the till also prepares your food with the same pair of gloves
London, England
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Had another burrito covered in till germs from @Micasaburritos1 at Liverpool Street station. Do they understand why they wear the blue gloves? What do they think the gloves are doing? Will @foodgov crack down on this medically dangerous malpractice? I hope so
The only people who ever like my burrito hygiene posts are sexy spam bots
Why don't you humans care that your burritos are full of till-germs?
Nobody cares until the day when they wake up and poo out of their mouth and bumhole because someone made their burrito using the gloves from the till
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Food poisoning
Food poisoning who?
Food poisoning from having a burrito made by the same person operating the till using the same pair of gloves they've had on all day
Once again, @tortillauk @ChipotleUK , @MiCasaBurritos kindly tell your staff not to handle food with the gloves they use to operate the till. It's all of your outlets everywhere. @foodgov definitely need to crack down on this before the next botulism outbreak
I now use this account purely to moan about poor hygiene standards in burrito takeaways.
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Today's #burritohygiene faux pas - @tortillauk at Euston. Person operating the till then wrapped my burrito using the same pair of gloves. I look forward to @foodgov cracking down on this nationwide malpractice.
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My Terry ‘Big Bollocks’ the Vampire T-shirt as handed over by @ZakSplijt yesterday @brightonfringe, whilst a little snug, fits just fine.
Fangs, mate.
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My Terry ‘Big Bollocks’ the Vampire T-shirt as handed over by @ZakSplijt yesterday @brightonfringe, whilst a little snug, fits just fine.
Fangs, mate.
🧛🏻♂️ 🥜
#tanzdervampire #brightonfringe #vampire #journeyintofringe
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