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Solace of Quantum retweeted
Remembering Jon Pertwee, who died #OnThisDay in 1996, without whom our divers would have been constantly harassed by Sea Devils while excavating the Mary Rose wreck site.
#DoctorWho
Solace of Quantum retweeted
Tomorrow! Grab yourself a drink and join us in the Museum bar for a relaxed monthly night of new material from some of the finest comedians on the circuit. Featuring pro acts, new acts and maybe the odd one or two off the telly…
🎟️ loom.ly/mU4XBd8 🎟️
Solace of Quantum retweeted
Paddy McGuinness to replace Richard Burton as voice of the Narrator for new ‘War of the Worlds’ live tour
Solace of Quantum retweeted
I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it a thousand times more: We are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. — Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.
Solace of Quantum retweeted
My parents wanted me to be a computer programmer as they recognised it would be a valuable profession. And I was interested until I watched Mel Bush in The Trial of a Time Lord. She put me right off and I trained as an accountant instead. Possibly a mistake.
Solace of Quantum retweeted
Parents! Don’t waste money on pricey after-school professional child care. Just pick them up after school and take them to the pub! Just let them run around like fuck and we’ll look after them for you. Just vegetate and ignore them. That’s what you’re best at, you entitled cunts.
NONE BECAUSE I HATE THE MUPPETS.
A #DoctorWho story, but all the characters are Muppets except one human. What are you remaking?
ALT A Photoshop montage with Paul McGann in the middle of a selection of Muppets.
Solace of Quantum retweeted
Crackdowns on benefit fraudsters were announced by Peter Lilley in 1992. And Tony Blair in 1997. And Iain Duncan Smith in 2013. And Jeremy Hunt in 2023. And Liz Kendall in 2024. It's almost as if politicians are deliberately using claimants as an all-purpose scapegoat.
Solace of Quantum retweeted
If you’re struggling with depression and need a sign to choose hope over despair, this is it.
You matter, your life matters, and there is help out there.
We care. If you see this, please repost—it might save a life. #YouAreNotAlone #MentalHealthMatters
Solace of Quantum retweeted
It seems Donald Trump still wants to get his hands on our NHS, just like last time.
Please follow and repost to join the fight against him.
The NHS should always be about people, not profit.
Solace of Quantum retweeted
Too many people in the US, the UK and Germany keep saying "this is not who we are", but polls and election results keep saying "actually, yes it is". If you are going to address a reality, you first have to accept it.
Solace of Quantum retweeted
I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t know nothing about that. You don’t know not one thing about the American struggle…. PS fix my algorithm
Solace of Quantum retweeted
In other news, I am old enough to remember when -- in 2016 and 2017 -- Trump was demanding a Muslim registry and a Muslim ban. Please, let us not forget. This IS who he is.
Solace of Quantum retweeted
WHAT. THE. FUCK
DWP work coaches will visit "seriously ill patients on mental health wards" to get them back to work.
In no way should patients in ANY type of hospital be forced to have jobcentre staff visit them. That's like letting employers visit to pressure SICK staff back to work.
This is truly abhorrent @leicesterliz.
Solace of Quantum retweeted
✍️ Please sign our petition to restore ticket office hours and Oyster facilities at London Overground ticket offices
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