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Bharat
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School in school in india China under bjp
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Some Updates in BJP's 2014 Manifesto! >We will provide 2 crore jobs by 2047. >₹15 Lakh: Acche din aane tak account check karte rahiye. >Corruption:Hum khud kar lenge aam janta 2047 pe focus kre >Bringing back black money has been cancelled till we are in the government.
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Some Updates in BJP's 2014 Manifesto! >We will provide 2 crore jobs by 2047. >₹15 Lakh: Acche din aane tak account check karte rahiye. >Corruption:Hum khud kar lenge aam janta 2047 pe focus kre >Bringing back black money has been cancelled till we are in the government.
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This is extremely painful to see
People like these are a cancer on society. 🤦‍♂️ They think wasting milk and polluting water will make God happy. Imagine being so blinded by religious beliefs that you forget to respect the very resources that sustain life. 💀
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मैंने कमेंट सेक्शन पढ़ा, सब लोग इन्हें ट्रोल कर रहे थे। लेकिन एक नज़रिए से देखा जाए, तो यहाँ ये सही हैं। इन्होंने चुनाव प्रचार के दौरान कभी विकास की बात ही नहीं की, बस गाने सुनाते रहे और लोग वोट देते चले गए। मूर्ख जनता वही पाती है, जिसकी वह हकदार होती है।
आज कैंची धाम में बाबा नीम करौली जी के दर्शन का सौभाग्य प्राप्त हुआ 🙏 सभीसाथियों एवं पुलिस कर्मचारियों के साथ ये पल हमेशा यादगार रहेगा ।
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मैंने कमेंट सेक्शन पढ़ा, सब लोग इन्हें ट्रोल कर रहे थे। लेकिन एक नज़रिए से देखा जाए, तो यहाँ ये सही हैं। इन्होंने चुनाव प्रचार के दौरान कभी विकास की बात ही नहीं की, बस गाने सुनाते रहे और लोग वोट देते चले गए। मूर्ख जनता वही पाती है, जिसकी वह हकदार होती है।
आज कैंची धाम में बाबा नीम करौली जी के दर्शन का सौभाग्य प्राप्त हुआ 🙏 सभीसाथियों एवं पुलिस कर्मचारियों के साथ ये पल हमेशा यादगार रहेगा ।
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𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐥! 🇧🇷 Lula has won Brazil's Presidential Election! 🇧🇷 * Lula: 51.79% (64,256,232 votes) * Flávio Bolsonaro: 48.21% (59,826,041 votes) 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫: Brazil's Election Commissioner is not named 𝙂𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙝 𝙆𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙧, nor is it someone like him who is accused of such wrongdoing. #Brazil #CourtOrderExposed #LulaPelaDemocracia
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬. 𝐀 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲! 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐠' 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭 — 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐚! 🇷🇸 #Serbia's Long-standing Hard-right Leader, Aleksandar Vučić, has admitted defeat to the Student-led Protest Movement in snap Parliamentary Elections. Students are still CELEBRATING their Electoral VICTORY against Vučić. After months of Political Confrontation, the Celebrations have Continued Late Into The Night. For a GENERATION that has Spent a Significant Part of its LIFE Protesting on the Streets, those very same Streets have become the scene of A Different Kind of Gathering Tonight — 𝐀 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲, 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞, 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞'𝐬 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 ✊ #हर_हर_महादेव
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Amit Shah RN 😂
कांग्रेस अध्यक्ष मल्लिकार्जुन खरगे ने आज पटना में मोदी जी के पिताजी के बारे में अभद्र टिप्पणी कर सारी मर्यादाएँ तार-तार कर दी हैं। यह पहली बार नहीं है, जब कांग्रेस पार्टी ने मोदी जी या उनके परिवार को अपशब्द कहे हों। कभी उनकी पूजनीय माताजी के विषय में अपशब्द कहे, कभी उन्हें 'मौत का सौदागर' कहा, तो कभी 'चायवाला' कहकर उनकी गरीबी का उपहास उड़ाया। राहुल गांधी के नेतृत्व में कांग्रेस पार्टी हर रोज अभद्रता की सीमाएँ पार करती जा रही है। बीते 12 वर्षों में लगातार मिल रही चुनावी हार से कांग्रेस पार्टी में हताशा व निराशा इतनी बढ़ चुकी है कि अब उसके पास न कोई नीति बची है, न कोई मुद्दा, बस गाली-गलौज की राजनीति बची है। जनता के बीच जनाधार खो चुकी कांग्रेस, अब अपने कार्यकर्ताओं में भी आधार खोती जा रही है। जब-जब इन्होंने मोदी जी या उनके परिवार पर घृणित टिप्पणियाँ की हैं, तब-तब जनता ने कांग्रेस को करारा जवाब दिया है।
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The difference between politicians and supporters. Who are the fools, this government and its politicians, or you and me?
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do this to her ❤️ when room: - Slap her like a Britisher to Savarkar. - Be unapologetic like Rahul Gandhi. - Ask her to dance like Netanyahu asked Modi. - Bite her like a dog like Arnab dalal. - Don't fall for her Modigetic traps. when outside:
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> Tiger Shroff is 35yo. > 5'9" tall. > martial arts background. > Fifth-degree black belt in Taekwondo. > weighing 69kg. > eight-pack abs. > ability to lift up 3x weight of his body. weight. And after this, Vidyut Jammwal wants some random 35kg fan of Tiger should have caught the gunners and saved him. Meanwhile Tiger's contribution to this country remains nil batte sannata 👌!
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Ashwini Vaishnaw -New IRCTC website would be launched by July 15, making Tatkal ticket booking easier. Friends, October is about to end now. Has anyone received access to that website? Is there anyone here who is actually able to book Tatkal tickets?
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Ashwini Vaishnaw -New IRCTC website would be launched by July 15, making Tatkal ticket booking easier. Friends, October is about to end now. Has anyone received access to that website? Is there anyone here who is actually able to book Tatkal tickets?
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इसके अगले दिन: विश्वगुरु मोड ON मेरे प्यारे देशवासियों, भरी सभा में मेरे पिताजी को गाली दी गई! क्या इसके बदले मुझे कम से कम आपका एक वोट मिल सकता है?
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इसके अगले दिन: विश्वगुरु मोड ON मेरे प्यारे देशवासियों, भरी सभा में मेरे पिताजी को गाली दी गई! क्या इसके बदले मुझे कम से कम आपका एक वोट मिल सकता है?
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Yes, please come here for >Political drama and jumla. >Unofficial MPs and MLAs wielding power without accountability. >Low wages, no job security, and no pension. >Breathing hazardous. >Drinking contaminated water. >Enjoying pothole-ridden roads.
🚨 Piyush Goyal urges Indian scientists, engineers and researchers abroad to return to India and contribute to the country's growth.
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Yes, please come here for >Political drama and jumla. >Unofficial MPs and MLAs wielding power without accountability. >Low wages, no job security, and no pension. >Breathing hazardous. >Drinking contaminated water. >Enjoying pothole-ridden roads.
🚨 Piyush Goyal urges Indian scientists, engineers and researchers abroad to return to India and contribute to the country's growth.
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That 2047-tweet circulating between BJP ministers :
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I apply for the post - I'm Hindu, RW - fav politician modi ji - but earning Rs 2 per day - itni salary mein family ko bhi ghumau? - I'll treat you like my wife - taller than 5'8. - average looking - have no female best friends. - will give you entire salary. - don't know how to cook. - We will visit foreign countries.
I will marry a guy only if - religious,Hindu - fav politician modi ji - He earns more than 150K per month. - isn't a mumma's boy. - He takes my parents on family trips along with his own. - He treats me like his wife, not a free maid. - taller than 5'8. - average looking - has no female best friends. - gives me his entire salary - knows how to cook and clean. - takes me on a foreign trip every year
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How it feels to pretend you are dived into devotion -
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