@ZoneReads

Used to be football bloggers, now just really analytical fans. Mostly NFL Draft and dynasty fantasy football. Run by @CapnNath. Also see @vixticator.

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Come find me over on Bluesky, I'm phasing this site out as more and more people are there. bsky.app/profile/zonereads.b…
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oh good, the NFL now has a low-rent Aaron Rodgers who has a lot of free time to push this shit because his career where he started 4 games in 3 years has wrapped
Breiden Fehoko
@BreidenFehoko4h
😂😂 All these creatine truthers are mad they’ve been supplementing it and still look like they did since their middle school dance. To all the NFL guys who reached out today, I’m glad I woke you guys up. Stop believing these trainers who don’t know a lick about how YOUR BODY WORKS. Imagine a 5’9 205lb Planet Fitness trainer telling YOU what YOU need in order to prepare your body for car wrecks every Sunday when they ain’t going through it. Eat, Sleep, Repeat. That’s all you need. That’s what our bodies were naturally built to do.
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Pat McAfee more like Bert Reicher
UD@utahdolphinOct 26
Pat McAfee thinking he’s important enough to get assassinated is much funnier than anytime he’s taken his shirt off
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leave for the draft when you're projected as a high first-round pick, your stock can only go down from there
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalkOct 27
Oregon coach Dan Lanning says QB Dante Moore won't return this season from the concussion he suffered in late September. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

Oregon QB Dante Moore won't return this season from his concussion

Oregon quarterback Dante Moore, who entered the season as one of the top prospects in the 2027 draft, will not play again during the 2026 season.

nbcsports.com
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Not too many people have successfully dodged this. Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck both went back for their senior seasons despite being projected #1 overall and their stock held.
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Chris Olave would've been a 1st if he left early, but I'm not sure where, because 2021 was a top-heavy WR class too. Like if he went behind London and Wilson he's probably going behind Chase, Waddle, and Smith
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So who do you think QB2 is in this draft and do the Eagles agree?
PFF
@PFFOct 27
How the top 10 picks are looking through 7 weeks 👀
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(I actually did a mock last week with the then-current standings and had the Eagles taking Arch Manning. But he was QB4 there)
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UD@utahdolphinOct 26
Pat McAfee thinking he’s important enough to get assassinated is much funnier than anytime he’s taken his shirt off
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Nailed it! Going around your star player's agent to get a discount and then petulantly trading him when that doesn't work: Old school man's man handshake business! And thanks to his other moves, Jerry has almost none of the Parsons draft capital, and his defense is still shit!
Don Van Natta Jr.
@DVNJr29 Aug 2025
Jerry Jones bought the Cowboys by shaking hands with Bum Bright. Micah Parsons committed to a contract extension with Jerry on a handshake. When Parsons reneged, Jerry decided Parsons would never again wear the star on his helmet. If Jerry can’t trust you, you’re done.
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Michael Thomas Marques Colston@ZoneReads29 Aug 2025
"No, no, it's actually good that Jerry bungled negotiations with his star player, arguably the most valuable non-QB in the league, in a way that probably ensures no agent will ever want to send their players to Dallas again"
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Time for Harrison Butker to get back in the kitchen
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no he didn't because I forgot I was watching FOX and not CBS. it was Curt Menefee
Michael Thomas Marques Colston@ZoneReadsOct 25
did JB just say the Steelers won "in England" earlier today?
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did JB just say the Steelers won "in England" earlier today?
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so uh that's why they call it the "blind side" huh
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honestly bonkers that there was no penalty there, like the helmet didn't spontaneously launch itself off the kicker's head
Justis Mosqueda@JuMosqOct 24
✍️ take an opposing player's helmet off to force a runoff
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UCF - BYU has been total mayhem at the end
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Jeremy Schneider@J_SchneiderOct 23
You have to be a truly terrible person to do this
Jeremy Schneider@J_SchneiderOct 23
It's almost impressive that the Knicks just provided the greatest New York sports memory ever and James Dolan will still be forever reviled
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The Chicago Bears defense, not to be outdone by the Patriots' performance on that Luther Burden TD...
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Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT
@jmthriveptOct 23
Rome Odunze commits OPI and can’t come down with the catch.. 2nd time this season he’s done this in the end zone
Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT
@jmthriveptOct 23
Man that Luther Burden guy really stinks. There’s no way he can be the Bears WR1
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So what makes an "illegal forward handoff"? Can you just not hand off to an ineligible player? Or at least not in front of you, like you would have to pitch it behind you or something?
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